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♪

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[popping]

3
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♪

4
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[muffled talking]

5
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[laughing]

6
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[Sylvia] Okay, Travis
Dunn, you're up next.

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[muffled talking]

8
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[coughing]

9
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[Sylvia] Travis Dunn?

10
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Travis Dunn, you're up next.

11
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[Sylvia] Travis Dunn?

12
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[Sylvia] No Travis?

13
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[Chuck] All right, here we go.

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Hi.

15
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[Bill] Welcome to Press
Your Luck, Travis.

16
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[chuckles]

17
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Oh, I can't believe I'm
finally hearing those words.

18
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[Chuck] Glad you're excited.

19
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Tell us a little bit
about yourself, okay.

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Okay. [Chuck] Look
at the camera.

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Um...

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Oh, oh, wait one...

23
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[Chuck] What is that?

24
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A plate.

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[Bill laughing]

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No whammies, no
whammies, no whammies.

27
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[Bill] I love this.

28
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[Travis laughs]

29
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[Bill] Well, I guess
that's it, Chuck.

30
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No more auditions necessary.

31
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[Chuck] No, no, he's
not being serious, okay?

32
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Just please tell us a little
bit about yourself, okay?

33
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[coughing]

34
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[Chuck] Ready?
Three, two, one.

35
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Whoo!

36
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Hi, I'm Travis, Travis Dunn,

37
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and I'm just so darn
excited to be here.

38
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I've never been to California.

39
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I've actually never been past
Illinois, for that matter.

40
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I just came off a three day trek

41
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from my hometown in Ohio,

42
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a little place called Lebanon.

43
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And got to apologize
for my appearance.

44
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I swear, I clean up nice.

45
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[Chuck] I mean, you must
be pooped, huh, Travis.

46
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Oh, no, no, not at all.

47
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The adrenaline's
keeping me going.

48
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I want to win the big bucks.

49
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[Chuck] What is it
you do for a living?

50
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Yeah, I work...

51
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I work in air
conditioning repair.

52
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And sometimes, I drive an ice
cream truck during the summer

53
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when I need to.

54
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[chuckles] Beautiful.

55
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So why do you want to
Press Your Luck, Travis?

56
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To the camera, please.

57
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[Travis] Honestly?

58
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Yes, please.

59
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Okay, so every morning
I wake up to the smell

60
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of bacon on the griddle,
eggs on the stove,

61
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and sometimes burnt toast.

62
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Don't tell my wife I said that.

63
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And me and Patricia,
and our little one,

64
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we gather around
the breakfast table

65
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and we watch your show
until I have to go to work.

66
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It's our little ritual.

67
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[knocking on door]

68
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In the middle of an audition.

69
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[door opens]

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♪

71
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Oh, can, can I just say,

72
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I'm sorry, Mister Carruthers,

73
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I just want to say
that, that you are...

74
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[Chuck] You're kidding.

75
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You're like a hero in our home.

76
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Oh, stories like
yours help me know

77
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that my time is not wasted.

78
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Not at all, I love the show.

79
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I've probably seen
every episode.

80
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You know, if presents
aren't allowed,

81
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I can take the plate
back. I didn't...

82
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[Chuck] Sylvia, can you
please get the real Travis

83
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a couple of t-shirts
and let him know

84
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that we'll be with
him in a second.

85
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Hey, Jim, can you get this
guy off the lot, please?

86
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♪

87
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I'm not running. I just
wanted to say I'm sorry

88
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if I caused any trouble.
- Let's go.

89
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[Jim] <i>This isn't even him.</i>

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♪

91
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[exhales]

92
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♪

93
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I swear, I saw that
on 60 Minutes once.

94
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Stories like those are why
America loves game shows.

95
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Real people, winning
real money, yes.

96
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[scoffs]

97
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Huh?

98
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I like the guy.

99
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Yep, because he drove
his ice cream truck

100
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from Bumfuck, Ohio,
through the desert.

101
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All right, give it
a rest, Chuck, okay?

102
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I'm in mourning.

103
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Sorry, Bill. I
get it, you know.

104
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I'm not an idiot.

105
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I'd cast the guy, but
he's a fucking creep.

106
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Oh.

107
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[ice cream truck music playing]

108
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[engine struggling]

109
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Shit, shit! Come on!

110
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I'm not moving until you go.

111
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It's broken, damn it!

112
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Happy?

113
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[muffled talking]

114
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You can leave now.

115
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Oh.

116
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[knocking]

117
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I'll be damned, you
weren't kidding.

118
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You fucked up, ice cream man.

119
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I know, I know.

120
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I get so nervous, and
I made phone calls

121
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and sent letters,
and never heard back.

122
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I just thought that...
- Listen.

123
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Maybe if I came here...

124
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You want to know why
I'm Chucky's boss?

125
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It's because I can
see the future.

126
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Tomorrow morning, you
are going to wake up,

127
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you are going to trim that beard
and comb that mop of yours,

128
00:06:03,885 --> 00:06:06,060
and you get a decent jacket.

129
00:06:06,061 --> 00:06:08,149
And then you're going
to show up to this lot

130
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at 10 a.m. sharp,

131
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and if you're late,
so help me God.

132
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Are you sure?

133
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We'll see you tomorrow.

134
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Okay. 10 a.m. sharp.

135
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[Bill] What the
hell am I thinking?

136
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What the hell is your name, guy?

137
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It's... [chuckles]

138
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Michael Larson, yeah.

139
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Michael Larson.

140
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[car alarm sounding]

141
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♪

142
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♪

143
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It's going to be $8.

144
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Oh, you know what?

145
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Jacket was actually
damaged, so...

146
00:08:05,702 --> 00:08:07,487
It's a thrift shop.

147
00:08:08,618 --> 00:08:10,577
Yeah, all the buttons are...

148
00:08:11,665 --> 00:08:13,840
I can give you 25%
off the jacket.

149
00:08:13,841 --> 00:08:15,058
Oh.

150
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♪

151
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♪

152
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[ice cream truck
engine rumbling]

153
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♪

154
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♪

155
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[car horn honks]

156
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[drivers yelling faintly]

157
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♪

158
00:09:13,074 --> 00:09:15,423
You made me love you.

159
00:09:15,424 --> 00:09:17,556
I wish I would have never
walked into that elevator!

160
00:09:17,557 --> 00:09:18,819
I wish...

161
00:09:20,211 --> 00:09:21,648
Damn it! Line!

162
00:09:22,649 --> 00:09:25,172
I wish I would have taken the?

163
00:09:25,173 --> 00:09:26,608
Stairs.
- Stairs.

164
00:09:26,609 --> 00:09:28,305
Jesus Chris, who
writes this shit?

165
00:09:28,306 --> 00:09:29,655
[Sylvia] Okay, in
we come. Come on.

166
00:09:29,656 --> 00:09:31,744
Quick, quick quick, quick.

167
00:09:31,745 --> 00:09:32,788
Please.

168
00:09:32,789 --> 00:09:34,356
[Director] <i>Hold for the tour.</i>

169
00:09:35,096 --> 00:09:36,313
That's it, in we come.

170
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♪

171
00:09:41,581 --> 00:09:42,973
This is pretty neat.

172
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So let me be the
first to introduce you

173
00:09:46,673 --> 00:09:51,415
to our not so little home we
love to call Television City.

174
00:09:51,416 --> 00:09:52,765
[Director] <i>Get ready, everyone.</i>

175
00:09:52,766 --> 00:09:54,114
If you'd like to
follow me this way,

176
00:09:54,115 --> 00:09:55,289
the tour will continue.

177
00:09:55,290 --> 00:10:00,599
[Director speaking faintly]

178
00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:02,557
♪

179
00:10:02,558 --> 00:10:05,168
Welcome to Hong Kong.

180
00:10:05,169 --> 00:10:06,343
Just kidding, of course.

181
00:10:06,344 --> 00:10:09,609
We are still here
in the CBS studios.

182
00:10:10,740 --> 00:10:12,480
This is just one of
the nine productions

183
00:10:12,481 --> 00:10:14,656
going on here at any given time.

184
00:10:14,657 --> 00:10:16,615
[Crew member] <i>It's a live set.
Keep it moving, tour girl!</i>

185
00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:18,007
♪

186
00:10:18,008 --> 00:10:19,705
[Crew Member] <i>Hey,
boy, watch it!</i>

187
00:10:19,706 --> 00:10:21,620
♪

188
00:10:21,621 --> 00:10:23,840
[Sylvia] We broke
ground in 1952.

189
00:10:24,754 --> 00:10:26,537
[Man] Cool! Are those extras?

190
00:10:26,538 --> 00:10:31,891
♪

191
00:10:31,892 --> 00:10:34,807
And here is our little
corner of the neighborhood,

192
00:10:34,808 --> 00:10:36,547
Studio 33.

193
00:10:36,548 --> 00:10:37,766
[chatter]

194
00:10:37,767 --> 00:10:40,378
[door creaking]

195
00:10:41,684 --> 00:10:44,077
[audience murmuring]

196
00:10:44,078 --> 00:10:46,296
[{applause]

197
00:10:46,297 --> 00:10:49,387
[ <i>Director speaking faintly]</i>

198
00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:52,346
<i>Is this your wife?
You can stay with her.</i>

199
00:10:52,347 --> 00:10:54,435
<i>Can... All right, can we send
some more people down here?</i>

200
00:10:54,436 --> 00:10:55,958
<i>I'm not going to
split up families,</i>

201
00:10:55,959 --> 00:10:57,394
<i>we're not that kind of show.</i>

202
00:10:57,395 --> 00:10:59,919
Sylvia, one of your sheep
have left the meadow.

203
00:10:59,920 --> 00:11:01,355
[Junior] <i>Yeah,
come right around.</i>

204
00:11:01,356 --> 00:11:03,052
<i>Hey, Charles, I think
you need about four more.</i>

205
00:11:03,053 --> 00:11:05,576
Hey, you are not supposed to
be wandering around out here.

206
00:11:05,577 --> 00:11:07,187
You have to stay
in the green room.

207
00:11:07,188 --> 00:11:08,710
[Director] <i>We've got
a lot of nice people</i>

208
00:11:08,711 --> 00:11:10,147
<i>a lot of good
people in the house.</i>

209
00:11:11,758 --> 00:11:12,932
Hey, Sylvia.

210
00:11:12,933 --> 00:11:16,370
Listen, I just wanted to say

211
00:11:16,371 --> 00:11:18,634
I apologize about yesterday.

212
00:11:19,417 --> 00:11:20,374
Oh.

213
00:11:20,375 --> 00:11:23,552
Well, it was fine in the end.

214
00:11:24,422 --> 00:11:26,815
And you're here, so...

215
00:11:26,816 --> 00:11:28,557
I'm just glad they
didn't fire me.

216
00:11:29,297 --> 00:11:30,993
Me too.

217
00:11:30,994 --> 00:11:33,562
[telephone ringing]

218
00:11:35,738 --> 00:11:37,304
[Junior] <i>Hey, Sylvia,
ready for the next one.</i>

219
00:11:37,305 --> 00:11:38,305
Okay.

220
00:11:38,306 --> 00:11:40,568
So...
- Yeah, we have to. Yeah.

221
00:11:40,569 --> 00:11:42,613
[television theme music]

222
00:11:42,614 --> 00:11:44,572
[Rod] <i>Today, these three players</i>

223
00:11:44,573 --> 00:11:46,835
<i>are after big bucks!</i>

224
00:11:46,836 --> 00:11:48,619
<i>But they'll have to
avoid the whammies</i>

225
00:11:48,620 --> 00:11:52,275
<i>as they play the most
exciting game of their lives!</i>

226
00:11:52,276 --> 00:11:56,149
<i>From Television
City in Hollywood,</i>

227
00:11:56,150 --> 00:11:59,674
<i>it's time to Press Your Luck!</i>

228
00:11:59,675 --> 00:12:01,502
<i>Here is your host,</i>

229
00:12:01,503 --> 00:12:03,722
<i>the star of Press Your Luck,</i>

230
00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:05,506
<i>Peter Tomarken!</i>

231
00:12:05,507 --> 00:12:06,463
♪

232
00:12:06,464 --> 00:12:09,249
[Peter] <i>Thank you, thank you!</i>

233
00:12:09,250 --> 00:12:10,424
<i>Thank you, Rod,</i>

234
00:12:10,425 --> 00:12:12,034
<i>thank you, audience,</i>

235
00:12:12,035 --> 00:12:13,514
<i>and thank you to
you viewers at home.</i>

236
00:12:13,515 --> 00:12:15,472
<i>And welcome to the
biggest game...</i>

237
00:12:15,473 --> 00:12:16,647
[Contestant] <i>And stop!</i>

238
00:12:16,648 --> 00:12:17,779
[Peter] <i>Five hundred and a spin.</i>

239
00:12:17,780 --> 00:12:18,998
[Contestant] <i>Stop!</i>

240
00:12:18,999 --> 00:12:20,434
[Peter] <i>A thousand
dollars and a spin!</i>

241
00:12:20,435 --> 00:12:21,915
♪

242
00:12:23,264 --> 00:12:24,960
Okay, Michael, Janie?

243
00:12:24,961 --> 00:12:26,309
You're up next.

244
00:12:26,310 --> 00:12:28,007
Let's do it.

245
00:12:28,008 --> 00:12:31,532
[Peter] <i>$516, that makes
you our winner today.</i>

246
00:12:31,533 --> 00:12:34,014
Oh my gosh, this is so exciting.

247
00:12:35,102 --> 00:12:37,451
It's show time.

248
00:12:37,452 --> 00:12:38,278
Oh.

249
00:12:38,279 --> 00:12:39,367
Hey.

250
00:12:40,281 --> 00:12:41,150
No, wait. What are you doing?

251
00:12:41,151 --> 00:12:42,717
Just following orders.

252
00:12:42,718 --> 00:12:45,285
But the wife likes the
bowtie quite a bit.

253
00:12:45,286 --> 00:12:48,897
Yeah, I actually think this
one suits you a little better.

254
00:12:48,898 --> 00:12:51,552
Bowties are for chumps, anyway,

255
00:12:51,553 --> 00:12:52,988
and I don't think that's you.

256
00:12:52,989 --> 00:12:54,121
Hmm.

257
00:12:56,123 --> 00:12:59,038
All right, gorgeous.

258
00:12:59,039 --> 00:13:01,823
We're ready.

259
00:13:01,824 --> 00:13:03,259
Perfect. Okay, Ed, if
you'd like to follow me,

260
00:13:03,260 --> 00:13:05,827
and Janie and Michael,
just follow on afterwards.

261
00:13:05,828 --> 00:13:07,089
We're going to stick
quite closely here

262
00:13:07,090 --> 00:13:08,395
to this red backdrop,

263
00:13:08,396 --> 00:13:10,223
and we'll get to the
other side of the stage.

264
00:13:10,224 --> 00:13:11,615
Yeah, we're on our way.

265
00:13:11,616 --> 00:13:13,356
Just be careful of
these wires here.

266
00:13:13,357 --> 00:13:15,619
People trip all the time.

267
00:13:15,620 --> 00:13:17,796
Really neat, isn't it?

268
00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:19,362
And past where we come
around the corner,

269
00:13:19,363 --> 00:13:20,711
the stage juts out kind of far,

270
00:13:20,712 --> 00:13:22,061
and you don't want
to hit your...

271
00:13:22,062 --> 00:13:23,540
Sylvia, I thought I told
you to stop bringing in

272
00:13:23,541 --> 00:13:25,151
such good looking contestants.

273
00:13:25,152 --> 00:13:26,979
I'm starting to think you're
trying to make me look bad.

274
00:13:26,980 --> 00:13:28,545
Hello, I'm Peter.

275
00:13:28,546 --> 00:13:30,286
Peter, Peter. Hello.

276
00:13:30,287 --> 00:13:31,766
Peter Tomarken.

277
00:13:31,767 --> 00:13:33,724
Yes, Peter Tomarken, that
is, you are correct, sir.

278
00:13:33,725 --> 00:13:35,552
Hello. Hi, Ed Long.

279
00:13:35,553 --> 00:13:37,293
Long time, no seeing you, buddy.

280
00:13:37,294 --> 00:13:39,948
Okay, all right. Big
bucks today, okay?

281
00:13:39,949 --> 00:13:42,168
You guys are going down.

282
00:13:42,169 --> 00:13:44,213
[Sylvia] Okay. And if
you'd like to follow me,

283
00:13:44,214 --> 00:13:45,432
we're ready for you.

284
00:13:45,433 --> 00:13:46,825
[Rod] <i>Next batch
coming out of the oven.</i>

285
00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:49,088
<i>Catch this lot
airing in two weeks.</i>

286
00:13:49,089 --> 00:13:50,785
♪

287
00:13:50,786 --> 00:13:52,134
Rod Roddy.

288
00:13:52,135 --> 00:13:53,135
Oh!
- Ow!

289
00:13:53,136 --> 00:13:53,919
I'm sorry.

290
00:13:53,920 --> 00:13:54,920
Michael!

291
00:13:56,574 --> 00:13:58,271
Ow!

292
00:13:58,272 --> 00:14:00,534
You got me with the whammy.

293
00:14:00,535 --> 00:14:01,361
Okay, this is...

294
00:14:01,362 --> 00:14:02,753
[laughing]

295
00:14:02,754 --> 00:14:04,799
[Rod] <i>Bill, you guys
ready for the next one?</i>

296
00:14:04,800 --> 00:14:06,888
<i>Betatonic VHS tapes.</i>

297
00:14:06,889 --> 00:14:11,023
<i>Keep your most precious memories
safe in one place forever.</i>

298
00:14:11,024 --> 00:14:15,592
♪

299
00:14:15,593 --> 00:14:18,204
Oh, they're just throwing
us in the deep end, huh?

300
00:14:18,205 --> 00:14:23,035
♪

301
00:14:23,036 --> 00:14:24,166
[Sylvia] <i>Perfect.</i>

302
00:14:24,167 --> 00:14:25,428
<i>Right.</i>

303
00:14:25,429 --> 00:14:27,996
♪

304
00:14:27,997 --> 00:14:30,173
I'm glad my wife packed
me an extra jacket.

305
00:14:31,479 --> 00:14:34,437
Hey, you sure I look
okay with the...

306
00:14:34,438 --> 00:14:36,266
Bill? You hear that?

307
00:14:37,093 --> 00:14:39,704
[singing]

308
00:14:43,534 --> 00:14:45,058
[Bill] Right.

309
00:14:45,972 --> 00:14:47,842
There's my boy.

310
00:14:47,843 --> 00:14:52,325
[ <i>Chuck singing]</i>

311
00:14:52,326 --> 00:14:55,284
Chuck, you want
two scoops or one?

312
00:14:55,285 --> 00:14:57,591
[Chuck] <i>I'm lactose intolerant.</i>

313
00:14:57,592 --> 00:14:59,288
All right, everyone set?

314
00:14:59,289 --> 00:15:00,987
All right, let's have some fun.

315
00:15:02,640 --> 00:15:04,033
Peter on his mark?

316
00:15:05,121 --> 00:15:06,774
All right, we'll
begin in five, four...

317
00:15:06,775 --> 00:15:08,950
[Rod] <i>Three, two.</i>

318
00:15:08,951 --> 00:15:11,083
[audience cheering and applauding]

319
00:15:11,084 --> 00:15:12,171
You ready?

320
00:15:12,172 --> 00:15:14,825
♪

321
00:15:14,826 --> 00:15:15,914
Always.

322
00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:17,654
Big smiles! Come on!

323
00:15:17,655 --> 00:15:20,744
[Rod] <i>Today, these three
players are after big bucks,</i>

324
00:15:20,745 --> 00:15:23,008
<i>but they'll have to avoid
the whammy as they play</i>

325
00:15:23,009 --> 00:15:25,793
<i>the most exciting
game of their lives.</i>

326
00:15:25,794 --> 00:15:28,709
<i>From Television
City in Hollywood,</i>

327
00:15:28,710 --> 00:15:31,452
<i>It's time to Press Your Luck.</i>

328
00:15:33,628 --> 00:15:36,412
[ <i>audience cheering]</i>

329
00:15:36,413 --> 00:15:39,763
[Rod] <i>And now, the star
of Press Your Luck,</i>

330
00:15:39,764 --> 00:15:41,504
<i>Peter Tomarken!</i>

331
00:15:41,505 --> 00:15:42,418
[ <i>audience cheering]</i>

332
00:15:42,419 --> 00:15:45,031
[Peter] <i>Thank you, thank you.</i>

333
00:15:45,988 --> 00:15:47,162
<i>Thank you, Rod,</i>

334
00:15:47,163 --> 00:15:48,337
<i>thank you, audience,</i>

335
00:15:48,338 --> 00:15:49,773
<i>and thank you to
you viewers at home.</i>

336
00:15:49,774 --> 00:15:53,125
<i>And welcome to the most
Vegas game in America.</i>

337
00:15:53,126 --> 00:15:54,735
This guy.

338
00:15:54,736 --> 00:15:57,085
He's just busting our balls,
he doesn't mean anything by it.

339
00:15:57,086 --> 00:15:59,870
He's here to look pretty,
not to have opinions.

340
00:15:59,871 --> 00:16:01,568
Ready three.
- Go three.

341
00:16:01,569 --> 00:16:03,570
[Peter] <i>Because today
is the final game</i>

342
00:16:03,571 --> 00:16:05,789
<i>of our big Home Player Spin.</i>

343
00:16:05,790 --> 00:16:07,182
Boo, boo, boo.

344
00:16:07,183 --> 00:16:08,444
[audience boos]

345
00:16:08,445 --> 00:16:10,011
[Peter] Yes, yes, it
really is very sad,

346
00:16:10,012 --> 00:16:12,100
but at least good old Billy
of Greenville, Kentucky

347
00:16:12,101 --> 00:16:13,319
won himself a trip...

348
00:16:13,320 --> 00:16:14,668
Ready three. [Todd] Go three.

349
00:16:14,669 --> 00:16:16,061
[Peter] <i>... in Hawaii!</i>

350
00:16:16,062 --> 00:16:17,192
[audience cheering]

351
00:16:17,193 --> 00:16:18,454
So let's meet our
three contestants

352
00:16:18,455 --> 00:16:20,065
vying for the big bucks today.

353
00:16:20,066 --> 00:16:25,984
11,516 buckaroos yesterday, Ed.

354
00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:29,117
Yesterday? It feels like
just 15 minutes ago, Peter.

355
00:16:29,118 --> 00:16:30,249
[laughs]

356
00:16:30,250 --> 00:16:31,467
Well, you got your
church vans, Ed,

357
00:16:31,468 --> 00:16:33,034
but let me ask you,

358
00:16:33,035 --> 00:16:34,949
what are you going to do with
the rest of the money, huh?

359
00:16:34,950 --> 00:16:36,603
Are you going to buy a
bunch of E cup brassieres?

360
00:16:36,604 --> 00:16:39,258
[audience laughing]

361
00:16:39,259 --> 00:16:42,696
Well, no, I definitely
won't be doing that, Peter.

362
00:16:42,697 --> 00:16:45,090
I'm not sure what I'll do.

363
00:16:45,091 --> 00:16:46,743
I can still hardly believe it.

364
00:16:46,744 --> 00:16:48,267
[Peter] Well, believe it, baby.

365
00:16:48,268 --> 00:16:49,746
Let's hope you
add to that today.

366
00:16:49,747 --> 00:16:50,704
Thank you.

367
00:16:50,705 --> 00:16:54,795
[audience cheering]

368
00:16:54,796 --> 00:16:57,580
[Peter] Our next contestant
is Michael Larson.

369
00:16:57,581 --> 00:17:01,149
Welcome, Michael,
from Lebanon, Ohio.

370
00:17:01,150 --> 00:17:02,629
Yes, sir.

371
00:17:02,630 --> 00:17:06,589
And, and what do you do there
in Lebanon, Ohio, Michael?

372
00:17:06,590 --> 00:17:08,852
Oh, I drove an ice cream truck.

373
00:17:08,853 --> 00:17:09,810
[audience laughs]

374
00:17:09,811 --> 00:17:11,420
And I... [clears throat]

375
00:17:11,421 --> 00:17:14,380
But I'm hoping to
make enough money

376
00:17:14,381 --> 00:17:16,947
so that I can take
next summer off.

377
00:17:16,948 --> 00:17:19,211
And who do we have
watching at home

378
00:17:19,212 --> 00:17:20,473
in Lebanon today, Michael?

379
00:17:20,474 --> 00:17:24,303
That would be my little
girl, Susie, watching.

380
00:17:24,304 --> 00:17:27,175
And the most beautiful,

381
00:17:27,176 --> 00:17:30,483
prettiest girl in all the
world, my wife, Patricia.

382
00:17:30,484 --> 00:17:32,137
[Peter] The most beautiful
woman in the world?

383
00:17:32,138 --> 00:17:34,095
Michael, you should
have warned me. I...

384
00:17:34,096 --> 00:17:37,055
[audience laughs]

385
00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:39,666
Where do you guys
find these people?

386
00:17:39,667 --> 00:17:41,059
What can I say, Arnold?

387
00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:42,800
Crazies come to me.

388
00:17:43,714 --> 00:17:45,846
It's a blessing and a curse.

389
00:17:45,847 --> 00:17:47,848
Yeah, I get it. [Peter]
<i>Finally, Janie Lipton.</i>

390
00:17:47,849 --> 00:17:49,023
Rough around the edges, but...

391
00:17:49,024 --> 00:17:50,285
[Peter] <i>... from San Bernardino.</i>

392
00:17:50,286 --> 00:17:51,808
For clout.

393
00:17:51,809 --> 00:17:53,245
[Janie] <i>Yeah, that's right.
- </i> Let's stop talking.

394
00:17:53,246 --> 00:17:55,595
[Janie] <i>I work for a
crazy Polish dentist</i>

395
00:17:55,596 --> 00:17:58,424
<i>who's been known to
booze with his patients</i>

396
00:17:58,425 --> 00:18:00,643
<i>before operations to
calm down a little.</i>

397
00:18:00,644 --> 00:18:02,602
[Peter] <i>Well, there's
nothing wrong with that.</i>

398
00:18:02,603 --> 00:18:04,082
[ <i>audience cheers]</i>

399
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:05,648
You all know how it goes.

400
00:18:05,649 --> 00:18:07,824
You buzz in with the correct
answer to the trivia question,

401
00:18:07,825 --> 00:18:09,217
you get three spins.

402
00:18:09,218 --> 00:18:11,089
If you agree with
the correct answer,

403
00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:12,394
one spin.

404
00:18:12,395 --> 00:18:14,918
Incorrect answers, well,
no spins, of course.

405
00:18:14,919 --> 00:18:16,485
Okay, let's get
right to it, folks.

406
00:18:16,486 --> 00:18:17,791
[audience cheers]

407
00:18:17,792 --> 00:18:20,446
Crow's feet are facial
lines around the eyes

408
00:18:20,447 --> 00:18:22,230
that we get from squinting.

409
00:18:22,231 --> 00:18:24,102
According to a
study, at what age?

410
00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:24,885
[buzzer rings]

411
00:18:24,886 --> 00:18:26,016
[Peter] Janie?

412
00:18:26,017 --> 00:18:27,192
Forty?

413
00:18:27,193 --> 00:18:30,630
On average, is it
thirty, forty, or fifty?

414
00:18:30,631 --> 00:18:31,370
Ed?

415
00:18:31,371 --> 00:18:32,240
Forty.

416
00:18:32,241 --> 00:18:33,328
[Peter] Michael?

417
00:18:33,329 --> 00:18:34,634
Forty, yeah.

418
00:18:34,635 --> 00:18:37,115
That is right, it is
forty. It is forty.

419
00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:39,508
Janie gets three spins, Ed
and Michael each get one.

420
00:18:39,509 --> 00:18:41,771
And that's nothing that I have
to worry about at my age, right?

421
00:18:41,772 --> 00:18:43,599
I mean, I'm not a
day over 25, so...

422
00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:46,341
[audience laughs]

423
00:18:46,342 --> 00:18:47,864
[Peter] All right,
next question.

424
00:18:47,865 --> 00:18:51,999
You probably have president
FDR in your pocket right now

425
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:53,261
because his likeness...

426
00:18:53,262 --> 00:18:54,132
[buzzer rings]

427
00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:56,221
Fifty dollar bill?

428
00:18:56,222 --> 00:18:58,353
His likeness appears
on the head side

429
00:18:58,354 --> 00:19:00,138
of what American coin?

430
00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:02,052
[audience groans]

431
00:19:02,053 --> 00:19:03,925
Slow your roll, buddy.

432
00:19:05,100 --> 00:19:07,623
Ah, he's just nervous.

433
00:19:07,624 --> 00:19:10,409
Well, I don't have any $50
bills in my pocket right now

434
00:19:10,410 --> 00:19:13,586
like Michael, Peter,
so I'm gonna say dime.

435
00:19:13,587 --> 00:19:14,326
[Peter] Janie?

436
00:19:14,327 --> 00:19:15,153
[{Janie] Me too.

437
00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:16,415
[Peter] It is the dime.

438
00:19:16,416 --> 00:19:19,722
[audience applauds]

439
00:19:19,723 --> 00:19:21,160
Just have fun with it.

440
00:19:22,683 --> 00:19:24,597
I thought you told your boy
to study his trivia, Bill.

441
00:19:24,598 --> 00:19:26,381
[Peter] Those who sailed
in the wooden shoe

442
00:19:26,382 --> 00:19:28,340
were winking, blinking, and...

443
00:19:28,341 --> 00:19:28,905
[ringer sounds]

444
00:19:28,906 --> 00:19:30,124
[Peter] Ed?

445
00:19:30,125 --> 00:19:30,820
Nod.

446
00:19:30,821 --> 00:19:33,649
[audience laughs]

447
00:19:33,650 --> 00:19:35,129
[Peter] Nod. Michael?

448
00:19:35,130 --> 00:19:35,999
Nod.

449
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:36,783
[Peter] Janie?

450
00:19:36,784 --> 00:19:37,653
[Janie] Nod.

451
00:19:37,654 --> 00:19:38,741
[Peter] Yes, it's Nod.

452
00:19:38,742 --> 00:19:39,568
[audience applauds]

453
00:19:39,569 --> 00:19:41,048
[Peter] That is right.

454
00:19:41,049 --> 00:19:42,571
What member of the wedding party

455
00:19:42,572 --> 00:19:45,487
is responsible for giving
the check to the clergyman?

456
00:19:45,488 --> 00:19:46,271
[ringer sounds]

457
00:19:46,272 --> 00:19:46,880
Michael?

458
00:19:46,881 --> 00:19:48,882
It's the best man.

459
00:19:48,883 --> 00:19:50,318
[Peter] Ed, he says
it's the best man.

460
00:19:50,319 --> 00:19:51,885
What say you?

461
00:19:51,886 --> 00:19:54,061
A pastor really should know
this one, shouldn't he, Peter?

462
00:19:54,062 --> 00:19:56,106
[Peter] He should know it.

463
00:19:56,107 --> 00:19:57,630
I'm going to say the best man.

464
00:19:57,631 --> 00:19:58,979
[Peter] Janie.

465
00:19:58,980 --> 00:20:00,198
Best man.

466
00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:03,026
Yes, it's the best man.

467
00:20:03,027 --> 00:20:04,289
Michael gets three spins.

468
00:20:04,290 --> 00:20:05,725
We'll cozy up with you know who,

469
00:20:05,726 --> 00:20:09,032
and see if we can't turn
those spins into big bucks.

470
00:20:09,033 --> 00:20:09,903
Big bucks.

471
00:20:09,904 --> 00:20:11,034
[Peter] Right after this.

472
00:20:11,035 --> 00:20:12,340
[theme music playing]

473
00:20:12,341 --> 00:20:15,648
[audience applauds]

474
00:20:15,649 --> 00:20:16,605
And we're out.

475
00:20:16,606 --> 00:20:17,911
Back in 60.

476
00:20:17,912 --> 00:20:19,740
Sixty, okay.

477
00:20:20,610 --> 00:20:21,654
This is fun, right?

478
00:20:21,655 --> 00:20:23,525
Yeah, real good.

479
00:20:23,526 --> 00:20:26,485
Hey, could, could I go make
a phone call real quick?

480
00:20:26,486 --> 00:20:28,704
Oh, phones are prohibited
during tapings.

481
00:20:28,705 --> 00:20:30,837
Standards and practices.

482
00:20:30,838 --> 00:20:34,493
But if you'd like to
stretch your legs or...

483
00:20:34,494 --> 00:20:36,973
This adrenaline has me itchy.

484
00:20:36,974 --> 00:20:39,802
Do you think I have
time to do a lap?

485
00:20:39,803 --> 00:20:41,543
[Sylvia] Well, you
have sixty seconds.

486
00:20:41,544 --> 00:20:44,677
♪

487
00:20:44,678 --> 00:20:46,156
Todd.

488
00:20:46,157 --> 00:20:48,377
Oh, thank you.
- Careful.

489
00:20:49,726 --> 00:20:51,161
Whitman.

490
00:20:51,162 --> 00:20:53,252
Thank you.
- Mm-hmm.

491
00:20:54,427 --> 00:20:55,949
Bill.

492
00:20:55,950 --> 00:20:57,777
Thank you.
- You're welcome.

493
00:20:57,778 --> 00:20:59,866
Did I miss the spins?

494
00:20:59,867 --> 00:21:02,390
Oh, no, ma'am, just in time.

495
00:21:02,391 --> 00:21:03,739
Here. I remember
what you like.

496
00:21:03,740 --> 00:21:04,740
Oh, thank you, honey.

497
00:21:04,741 --> 00:21:05,741
You're welcome.

498
00:21:05,742 --> 00:21:07,482
You're late.

499
00:21:07,483 --> 00:21:09,005
Don't talk off me.

500
00:21:09,006 --> 00:21:11,225
Some old guy and his
wife over at Price

501
00:21:11,226 --> 00:21:13,140
snuck a newspaper
into the audience.

502
00:21:13,141 --> 00:21:14,794
Did they walk away
with anything good?

503
00:21:14,795 --> 00:21:16,535
They weren't even contestants.

504
00:21:16,536 --> 00:21:20,016
All right, team we're
back in five, four...

505
00:21:20,017 --> 00:21:21,888
Three, two.

506
00:21:21,889 --> 00:21:23,542
[audience cheering]

507
00:21:23,543 --> 00:21:25,544
Welcome back to Press Your Luck.

508
00:21:25,545 --> 00:21:27,285
You know what time it is, folks.

509
00:21:27,286 --> 00:21:31,593
I'd like to introduce you
to my much edgier costar,

510
00:21:31,594 --> 00:21:32,986
the big board.

511
00:21:32,987 --> 00:21:40,987
[audience cheering]

512
00:21:41,604 --> 00:21:46,783
♪

513
00:21:51,745 --> 00:21:59,534
♪

514
00:21:59,535 --> 00:22:01,319
[Peter] Now the big board
is filled with money,

515
00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:02,755
a couple of surprises
here and there,

516
00:22:02,756 --> 00:22:04,583
including a dreamy stay

517
00:22:04,584 --> 00:22:07,847
at the iconic Fairmont
Resort in Hawaii.

518
00:22:07,848 --> 00:22:09,762
But be careful of the whammies
because they'll take you

519
00:22:09,763 --> 00:22:11,503
right back down to zero.

520
00:22:11,504 --> 00:22:12,895
Now, remember, you
can pass your spins

521
00:22:12,896 --> 00:22:14,419
at any time during your turn.

522
00:22:14,420 --> 00:22:16,551
Player with the lowest
score after the trivia round

523
00:22:16,552 --> 00:22:18,337
gets to go first.
Michael, that's you.

524
00:22:19,033 --> 00:22:20,513
Oh.

525
00:22:21,905 --> 00:22:23,036
I think I'm ready.

526
00:22:23,037 --> 00:22:25,168
[audience applauds]

527
00:22:25,169 --> 00:22:28,476
Smile! Big bucks! Big bucks!

528
00:22:28,477 --> 00:22:33,829
Right. Big bucks,
big bucks, come on.

529
00:22:33,830 --> 00:22:35,962
♪

530
00:22:35,963 --> 00:22:37,398
Stop!

531
00:22:37,399 --> 00:22:38,921
[Peter] Two-thousand!

532
00:22:38,922 --> 00:22:40,662
[audience cheering]

533
00:22:40,663 --> 00:22:42,838
[Peter] Michael, now do you
want to pass your spins,

534
00:22:42,839 --> 00:22:43,970
or do you want to keep going?

535
00:22:43,971 --> 00:22:45,711
I'll keep going,
Peter. [Peter] Okay.

536
00:22:45,712 --> 00:22:47,234
[Michael] Come on.

537
00:22:47,235 --> 00:22:49,497
No whammies.

538
00:22:49,498 --> 00:22:50,977
Big bucks.

539
00:22:50,978 --> 00:22:52,718
Stop!

540
00:22:52,719 --> 00:22:55,329
Wow. Another $1,500, Michael.

541
00:22:55,330 --> 00:22:56,504
What do you want to do, Michael?

542
00:22:56,505 --> 00:22:58,419
Do you want to, you
want to go again?

543
00:22:58,420 --> 00:22:59,855
Keep going.

544
00:22:59,856 --> 00:23:01,770
[Peter] Okay, he's going
to go. Let's go, let's go.

545
00:23:01,771 --> 00:23:07,994
♪

546
00:23:07,995 --> 00:23:09,212
Stop! Oh!

547
00:23:09,213 --> 00:23:10,605
[buzzer sounds]

548
00:23:10,606 --> 00:23:11,954
[Peter] Ah, the whammy.

549
00:23:11,955 --> 00:23:13,609
Shit. Fuck.

550
00:23:14,436 --> 00:23:15,871
Whoops.

551
00:23:15,872 --> 00:23:18,221
[Peter] <i>Can we say that? Is
that PG? Can we say that?</i>

552
00:23:18,222 --> 00:23:19,440
[Michael] <i>Fuck.</i>

553
00:23:19,441 --> 00:23:20,881
[Peter] <i>Can we say
shit on CBS, Bill?</i>

554
00:23:21,748 --> 00:23:23,663
I can't fix that in post, boss.

555
00:23:26,361 --> 00:23:27,361
Okay.

556
00:23:27,362 --> 00:23:29,058
Okay, we gotta go again.

557
00:23:29,059 --> 00:23:31,452
Let's remind our contestants
to watch their mouths.

558
00:23:31,453 --> 00:23:33,106
[Chuck] <i>Travis!</i>

559
00:23:33,107 --> 00:23:34,847
Charles, shut the fuck up.

560
00:23:34,848 --> 00:23:36,415
Who's Travis?

561
00:23:39,853 --> 00:23:42,115
Come on, guy, come on.

562
00:23:42,116 --> 00:23:44,596
[Junior] All right, resetting
again to the whammy reaction,

563
00:23:44,597 --> 00:23:47,077
and let's all remember
to watch our language.

564
00:23:48,296 --> 00:23:50,558
Guy? Guy in the middle?

565
00:23:50,559 --> 00:23:51,951
This is day time.

566
00:23:51,952 --> 00:23:53,343
Sorry, habit.

567
00:23:53,344 --> 00:23:55,345
[Rod] <i>Wash your kids'
mouths with dish soap</i>

568
00:23:55,346 --> 00:23:57,783
<i>for less swear words. [laughs]</i>

569
00:23:57,784 --> 00:23:59,611
[Junior] Two...

570
00:23:59,612 --> 00:24:02,135
Tough luck there, Michael, but
you'll get them next round.

571
00:24:02,136 --> 00:24:04,006
For now, you're down to zero.

572
00:24:04,007 --> 00:24:07,053
Okay, Ed, it's your turn to take
on the big, beautiful board.

573
00:24:07,054 --> 00:24:08,184
You ready?

574
00:24:08,185 --> 00:24:09,447
[Ed] Well, I am
ready for it, Peter.

575
00:24:09,448 --> 00:24:11,100
[Peter] Let's go, big bucks.

576
00:24:11,101 --> 00:24:14,060
[Ed] Come on, we want to see
some big bucks! Big bucks!

577
00:24:14,061 --> 00:24:15,279
Yeah!

578
00:24:16,411 --> 00:24:18,499
[Janie] No whammies,
no whammies, stop!

579
00:24:18,500 --> 00:24:23,287
♪

580
00:24:28,989 --> 00:24:31,251
And... [cheering]

581
00:24:31,252 --> 00:24:34,689
♪

582
00:24:34,690 --> 00:24:36,865
[Peter]... go in to our
next round. Stay tuned.

583
00:24:36,866 --> 00:24:40,566
[audience applauds]

584
00:24:41,697 --> 00:24:43,916
And we're out, that's ninety.

585
00:24:43,917 --> 00:24:44,873
[bell ringing]

586
00:24:44,874 --> 00:24:46,484
Can we get make up, please?

587
00:24:46,485 --> 00:24:47,920
Make up for Peter.

588
00:24:47,921 --> 00:24:49,878
[Peter] I don't sweat, I glow.

589
00:24:49,879 --> 00:24:50,923
Bathroom?

590
00:24:50,924 --> 00:24:51,924
What?

591
00:24:51,925 --> 00:24:53,360
Yes, I got to move.

592
00:24:53,361 --> 00:24:55,536
Me too. This coffee
really got me going.

593
00:24:55,537 --> 00:24:58,104
Yeah, same. We should
all go to the bathroom.

594
00:24:58,105 --> 00:24:59,192
[Rod] We'll be right back.

595
00:24:59,193 --> 00:25:01,281
Okay, it's right this way.

596
00:25:01,282 --> 00:25:03,675
The mens is on the
right, and the ladies...

597
00:25:03,676 --> 00:25:05,025
Thanks, Sylvia.

598
00:25:10,247 --> 00:25:12,031
I thought you had to go.

599
00:25:12,032 --> 00:25:15,687
No, I know what you said about
standards and practices and all,

600
00:25:15,688 --> 00:25:20,213
but I'm an idiot, and in
all the rushing around today

601
00:25:20,214 --> 00:25:22,824
and all the hoopla, I just,

602
00:25:22,825 --> 00:25:25,044
I forgot to call my little
girl on her birthday,

603
00:25:25,045 --> 00:25:25,958
Wow.

604
00:25:25,959 --> 00:25:26,872
Yeah.

605
00:25:26,873 --> 00:25:28,526
It's 3:30 where she is,

606
00:25:28,527 --> 00:25:33,356
so she must have just
finished cartoons and, please,

607
00:25:33,357 --> 00:25:35,576
I'm just kind of freaking out.

608
00:25:35,577 --> 00:25:38,623
Oh. I really can't.

609
00:25:38,624 --> 00:25:41,147
The rules.
- Yeah, yeah.

610
00:25:41,148 --> 00:25:43,976
But I just, I wouldn't even ask

611
00:25:43,977 --> 00:25:45,892
if it didn't mean everything.

612
00:25:47,023 --> 00:25:50,678
Imagine if your
daddy didn't call you

613
00:25:50,679 --> 00:25:52,288
on your special day.

614
00:25:52,289 --> 00:25:54,856
♪

615
00:25:54,857 --> 00:25:56,162
[Peter] Bill found
me where they find

616
00:25:56,163 --> 00:25:58,860
all great game show
personalities...

617
00:25:58,861 --> 00:26:01,950
wearing a mouse costume
on Hollywood Boulevard.

618
00:26:01,951 --> 00:26:03,604
[audience laughs]

619
00:26:03,605 --> 00:26:05,780
Isn't that right,
Rod? Isn't that right?

620
00:26:05,781 --> 00:26:07,173
[Rod] <i>That's correct. Peter.</i>

621
00:26:07,174 --> 00:26:08,478
[audience laughs]

622
00:26:08,479 --> 00:26:10,089
See? That is correct.

623
00:26:10,090 --> 00:26:11,786
Come on, come on.

624
00:26:11,787 --> 00:26:14,006
[Voicemail message] <i>No one is
available to take your call.</i>

625
00:26:14,007 --> 00:26:16,878
<i>Please leave a message
after the tone.</i>

626
00:26:16,879 --> 00:26:17,923
[voicemail beeps]

627
00:26:17,924 --> 00:26:20,795
You know, hey!
Today's the day.

628
00:26:20,796 --> 00:26:21,970
You need to pick up the phone,

629
00:26:21,971 --> 00:26:24,190
so if you can be
close by the phone,

630
00:26:24,191 --> 00:26:25,104
I would really...

631
00:26:25,105 --> 00:26:26,018
[Sylvia] Hey, come on.

632
00:26:26,019 --> 00:26:27,716
Shit! Fuck me!

633
00:26:30,023 --> 00:26:30,979
I'm sorry, I didn't...

634
00:26:30,980 --> 00:26:32,241
[bell rings]

635
00:26:32,242 --> 00:26:34,984
Oh, everyone back to set.

636
00:26:38,335 --> 00:26:39,554
Nervous tic?

637
00:26:40,860 --> 00:26:43,122
Oh, I'm quitting smoking.

638
00:26:43,123 --> 00:26:44,471
Good for you.

639
00:26:44,472 --> 00:26:45,951
Sorry about the whammy.

640
00:26:45,952 --> 00:26:46,821
Huh?

641
00:26:46,822 --> 00:26:49,345
Wha-wha! The whammy.

642
00:26:49,346 --> 00:26:50,869
All part of the game, right?

643
00:26:50,870 --> 00:26:53,436
At least I get to go
first this next round.

644
00:26:53,437 --> 00:26:56,048
Bigger prizes, bigger whammies.

645
00:26:56,049 --> 00:26:58,616
[Peter] <i>Enjoy, and big
bucks, as they say.</i>

646
00:26:58,617 --> 00:27:05,754
♪

647
00:27:07,321 --> 00:27:09,148
Well, that certainly was a
sobering 90 seconds, wasn't it?

648
00:27:09,149 --> 00:27:11,237
Four, three...

649
00:27:11,238 --> 00:27:12,630
[Sylvia] Big smile,
smile, smile, smile!

650
00:27:12,631 --> 00:27:13,413
[audience applauds]

651
00:27:13,414 --> 00:27:14,762
[Sylvia] Yeah.

652
00:27:14,763 --> 00:27:19,855
[audience applauds]

653
00:27:21,161 --> 00:27:22,901
[Peter] And we're back
with round two, folks.

654
00:27:22,902 --> 00:27:24,990
Bigger prizes, bigger whammies.

655
00:27:24,991 --> 00:27:26,905
Now let's get right to it.

656
00:27:26,906 --> 00:27:29,690
Now, the player with the lowest
amount of money from round one

657
00:27:29,691 --> 00:27:30,865
gets to go first.
Michael, that...

658
00:27:30,866 --> 00:27:31,866
That's me.

659
00:27:31,867 --> 00:27:34,521
Yes, that is you, Michael.

660
00:27:34,522 --> 00:27:40,005
Okay. All right, now.
Let's see those big bucks.

661
00:27:40,006 --> 00:27:42,137
Big bucks!

662
00:27:42,138 --> 00:27:44,139
Stop!

663
00:27:44,140 --> 00:27:45,532
[Peter] Four
thousand and a spin!

664
00:27:45,533 --> 00:27:47,490
[audience cheers]

665
00:27:47,491 --> 00:27:48,883
Gonna keep going, keep going.

666
00:27:48,884 --> 00:27:51,059
[Peter] All right, he's
gonna go, he's gonna go.

667
00:27:51,060 --> 00:27:54,584
♪

668
00:27:54,585 --> 00:27:55,890
Stop!

669
00:27:55,891 --> 00:27:58,197
[Peter] Five
thousand and a spin!

670
00:27:58,198 --> 00:28:01,330
Michael, you want to pass,
or you want to keep going?

671
00:28:01,331 --> 00:28:02,680
Oh, I'm going to keep
going. I'm going.

672
00:28:02,681 --> 00:28:04,072
[Peter] Okay, here we go.

673
00:28:04,073 --> 00:28:08,642
♪

674
00:28:08,643 --> 00:28:09,687
Stop!

675
00:28:09,688 --> 00:28:11,384
[Peter] Four
thousand and a spin!

676
00:28:11,385 --> 00:28:12,994
Michael, you're on a roll!

677
00:28:12,995 --> 00:28:14,126
Again, let's go again.

678
00:28:14,127 --> 00:28:15,518
[Peter] Michael,
you're up to 13,000.

679
00:28:15,519 --> 00:28:17,999
Now, do you want to,
you want to go again?

680
00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:19,653
I said again!

681
00:28:19,654 --> 00:28:21,089
[Peter] Okay, he
wants to go again.

682
00:28:21,090 --> 00:28:25,877
♪

683
00:28:25,878 --> 00:28:27,008
Stop!

684
00:28:27,009 --> 00:28:30,359
$16,000, Michael Larson!

685
00:28:30,360 --> 00:28:32,100
What are you thinking,
Michael? That's a lot of money.

686
00:28:32,101 --> 00:28:32,927
Are we all seeing this?

687
00:28:32,928 --> 00:28:33,711
[Michael] I said again.

688
00:28:33,712 --> 00:28:35,408
Quite a roll he's on.

689
00:28:35,409 --> 00:28:37,410
You should know better
than to doubt me by now.

690
00:28:37,411 --> 00:28:39,020
He's really getting up there.

691
00:28:39,021 --> 00:28:40,282
[Peter] <i>Lady Luck
is on his side.</i>

692
00:28:40,283 --> 00:28:41,719
♪

693
00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:43,503
Big bucks.

694
00:28:43,504 --> 00:28:45,113
Stop. Whoo!

695
00:28:45,114 --> 00:28:46,245
[Peter] I just
can't believe this.

696
00:28:46,246 --> 00:28:47,333
[audience cheering]

697
00:28:47,334 --> 00:28:48,508
Okay, what do you want to do?

698
00:28:48,509 --> 00:28:50,075
[Michael] Oh, uh, keep going.

699
00:28:50,076 --> 00:28:51,946
You want to keep going?
Okay, we're going to,

700
00:28:51,947 --> 00:28:53,643
we're going to keep,
we're going to keep going.

701
00:28:53,644 --> 00:28:55,167
Michael wants to keep going.

702
00:28:55,168 --> 00:28:56,690
This is what we want, right?

703
00:28:56,691 --> 00:28:58,300
He's got nerves of
steel, this guy.

704
00:28:58,301 --> 00:29:02,304
♪

705
00:29:02,305 --> 00:29:03,131
Stop!

706
00:29:03,132 --> 00:29:03,958
[audience cheering]

707
00:29:03,959 --> 00:29:05,873
♪

708
00:29:05,874 --> 00:29:07,309
[Peter] <i>Wow!</i>

709
00:29:07,310 --> 00:29:08,354
[chuckling]

710
00:29:08,355 --> 00:29:09,398
Okay.

711
00:29:09,399 --> 00:29:10,573
[Peter] <i>What do you want to do?</i>

712
00:29:10,574 --> 00:29:11,923
[Michael] <i>I want to
keep going, Peter.</i>

713
00:29:11,924 --> 00:29:14,186
♪

714
00:29:14,187 --> 00:29:15,491
Stop!

715
00:29:15,492 --> 00:29:19,365
[Peter] Michael Larson,
that is $19,000.

716
00:29:19,366 --> 00:29:21,280
$19,000, Michael.

717
00:29:21,281 --> 00:29:23,412
$21,000 is the highest
we've had, right?

718
00:29:23,413 --> 00:29:25,371
[Peter] <i>That's if you
don't hit a whammy.</i>

719
00:29:25,372 --> 00:29:27,765
<i>Michael, I want you
to think about this.</i>

720
00:29:27,766 --> 00:29:30,028
Fucking pass, man.

721
00:29:30,029 --> 00:29:31,333
[Michael] <i>I'm going
to press my luck.</i>

722
00:29:31,334 --> 00:29:32,465
<i>I want to keep going.</i>

723
00:29:32,466 --> 00:29:33,640
He's, he's going to go!

724
00:29:33,641 --> 00:29:35,076
[audience applauds]

725
00:29:35,077 --> 00:29:38,645
♪

726
00:29:38,646 --> 00:29:39,777
Stop. Whoo!

727
00:29:39,778 --> 00:29:41,213
[audience cheering]

728
00:29:41,214 --> 00:29:41,953
♪

729
00:29:41,954 --> 00:29:43,084
Holy shit!

730
00:29:43,085 --> 00:29:45,434
Put that thing, ah,
go to that thing.

731
00:29:45,435 --> 00:29:46,348
[audience cheering]

732
00:29:46,349 --> 00:29:47,828
[Rod] <i>Record breaker!</i>

733
00:29:47,829 --> 00:29:50,613
$24,000 makes you our biggest
winner to date, Michael.

734
00:29:50,614 --> 00:29:54,922
♪

735
00:29:54,923 --> 00:29:58,099
Okay, so he's a, he's
a record breaker.

736
00:29:58,100 --> 00:29:58,883
Not gonna guess.

737
00:29:58,884 --> 00:29:59,971
Now pass it.

738
00:29:59,972 --> 00:30:01,189
Think about this.

739
00:30:01,190 --> 00:30:02,974
$24,000 is a lot
of money, Michael.

740
00:30:02,975 --> 00:30:03,975
Are you going to go?

741
00:30:03,976 --> 00:30:05,193
What are you going to do?

742
00:30:05,194 --> 00:30:07,152
Are you done, Michael Larson?

743
00:30:07,153 --> 00:30:09,589
[Audience member] <i>Don't
stop! Come on, you got this!</i>

744
00:30:09,590 --> 00:30:11,721
No, no, I'm gonna go.

745
00:30:11,722 --> 00:30:12,679
♪

746
00:30:12,680 --> 00:30:13,854
What's wrong with this guy?

747
00:30:13,855 --> 00:30:17,553
Well, biggest winner,
biggest loser.

748
00:30:17,554 --> 00:30:19,860
Either way, I don't
write the checks.

749
00:30:19,861 --> 00:30:21,775
♪

750
00:30:21,776 --> 00:30:22,732
Don't tell Kauffman.

751
00:30:22,733 --> 00:30:23,821
[laughs]

752
00:30:23,822 --> 00:30:25,431
♪

753
00:30:25,432 --> 00:30:26,388
Stop!

754
00:30:26,389 --> 00:30:27,607
[Peter] Four thousand dollars!

755
00:30:27,608 --> 00:30:28,869
[cheering]

756
00:30:28,870 --> 00:30:32,133
Twenty-eight thousand dollars.

757
00:30:32,134 --> 00:30:33,221
♪

758
00:30:33,222 --> 00:30:35,006
Yes, again! Again, again!

759
00:30:35,007 --> 00:30:36,050
[Peter] He's going to go!

760
00:30:36,051 --> 00:30:37,922
Commercial in fifteen.

761
00:30:37,923 --> 00:30:39,793
Tell Junior to bring me Peter.

762
00:30:39,794 --> 00:30:41,099
In here?

763
00:30:41,100 --> 00:30:42,404
Where the hell else?

764
00:30:42,405 --> 00:30:49,063
♪

765
00:30:49,064 --> 00:30:51,022
[Peter] <i>We'll be right back
to watch Michael Larson</i>

766
00:30:51,023 --> 00:30:53,241
<i>take the name of
this game to heart</i>

767
00:30:53,242 --> 00:30:55,114
<i>right after these messages.</i>

768
00:30:56,419 --> 00:30:58,986
[Junior] Four, three,
two, one, and we're out.

769
00:30:58,987 --> 00:31:00,379
That's a two.

770
00:31:00,380 --> 00:31:04,079
[Peter] Wow. Hey, hot
hands, that was pretty cool.

771
00:31:05,472 --> 00:31:06,994
Bill wants to talk to you.

772
00:31:06,995 --> 00:31:07,908
Do you know what for?

773
00:31:07,909 --> 00:31:09,128
No, I have no idea.

774
00:31:10,216 --> 00:31:15,785
[crowd talking in
the background]

775
00:31:15,786 --> 00:31:17,613
Bill, is everything
good up there?

776
00:31:17,614 --> 00:31:19,267
[Make up artist]
Can you stop smiling

777
00:31:19,268 --> 00:31:20,312
just so I can get
in your creases?

778
00:31:20,313 --> 00:31:21,313
Oh, I'll try.

779
00:31:21,314 --> 00:31:22,314
All right.

780
00:31:24,839 --> 00:31:29,757
So dinner tonight,
ladies, on me. Ed?

781
00:31:30,976 --> 00:31:32,585
You know, I don't
know if our boyfriends

782
00:31:32,586 --> 00:31:34,413
would be too happy about that.

783
00:31:34,414 --> 00:31:36,067
They're the jealous type.

784
00:31:36,068 --> 00:31:37,155
Oh.

785
00:31:37,156 --> 00:31:38,983
But, you know, you
make it to 50,000,

786
00:31:38,984 --> 00:31:40,506
I think they could
look the other way.

787
00:31:40,507 --> 00:31:43,074
Well, yeah, well, easy then.

788
00:31:43,075 --> 00:31:45,554
Just cancel your plans then.

789
00:31:45,555 --> 00:31:47,426
Fifty-thousand.

790
00:31:47,427 --> 00:31:50,429
I bet your wife won't mind you
coming home with that, huh.

791
00:31:50,430 --> 00:31:51,518
Hmm.

792
00:31:52,911 --> 00:31:55,651
$28,000 begs to differ with
you, Mister Carruthers.

793
00:31:55,652 --> 00:31:58,132
Well, Peter, something is...

794
00:31:58,133 --> 00:31:59,264
[Peter] What?

795
00:31:59,265 --> 00:32:00,352
Something's off with him.

796
00:32:00,353 --> 00:32:01,570
What, you think he's shitty?

797
00:32:01,571 --> 00:32:03,094
You don't think he's...

798
00:32:03,095 --> 00:32:05,531
No, no, he's just not playing
the fucking game right.

799
00:32:05,532 --> 00:32:07,707
He's got a loose
nut or something.

800
00:32:07,708 --> 00:32:09,839
He's not computing
the risks, Pete.

801
00:32:09,840 --> 00:32:11,450
Yeah, well, it seems
to be working out

802
00:32:11,451 --> 00:32:12,668
pretty well for him so far.

803
00:32:12,669 --> 00:32:14,061
Besides, what do you
want me to do about it?

804
00:32:14,062 --> 00:32:15,628
I mean, I'm a
little rusty, but...

805
00:32:15,629 --> 00:32:18,022
Oh, for fuck's sake.

806
00:32:18,023 --> 00:32:19,588
You've got to scare him.

807
00:32:19,589 --> 00:32:20,415
Well...

808
00:32:20,416 --> 00:32:22,113
With with the chances.

809
00:32:22,114 --> 00:32:24,071
♪

810
00:32:24,072 --> 00:32:25,768
All right, look, look.

811
00:32:25,769 --> 00:32:27,335
We love the guy, right?

812
00:32:27,336 --> 00:32:29,294
And we want him to
go home a winner,

813
00:32:29,295 --> 00:32:31,774
but this is enough.

814
00:32:31,775 --> 00:32:36,084
♪

815
00:32:43,483 --> 00:32:45,179
[Junior] All right, can we
have all our contestants

816
00:32:45,180 --> 00:32:46,180
back into places, please?

817
00:32:46,181 --> 00:32:47,529
Ah!

818
00:32:47,530 --> 00:32:50,141
My shin! Fucking jerk!

819
00:32:50,142 --> 00:32:52,578
Oh, shit. Shit! I'm sorry.

820
00:32:52,579 --> 00:32:54,580
Three, two...

821
00:32:54,581 --> 00:32:56,843
[audience applauds]

822
00:32:56,844 --> 00:32:59,977
And we're back with an
unbelievably exciting,

823
00:32:59,978 --> 00:33:02,240
tense game of Press Your Luck,

824
00:33:02,241 --> 00:33:03,458
where Michael Larson's winnings

825
00:33:03,459 --> 00:33:05,417
continue to grow despite
the formidable odds

826
00:33:05,418 --> 00:33:07,027
stacked against him.

827
00:33:07,028 --> 00:33:10,465
Now, Michael, I have seen a
lot of lucky streaks in my day,

828
00:33:10,466 --> 00:33:12,511
but no one, and I mean no one,

829
00:33:12,512 --> 00:33:14,643
has ever been as
dumbly brave as you.

830
00:33:14,644 --> 00:33:18,082
[audience laughs]

831
00:33:18,083 --> 00:33:19,997
[Peter] Now, the
mathematicians up in the booth

832
00:33:19,998 --> 00:33:21,868
are giving me six to
one odds, Michael.

833
00:33:21,869 --> 00:33:24,001
That means you push
it six more times,

834
00:33:24,002 --> 00:33:25,959
One of them is bound
to be a whammy.

835
00:33:25,960 --> 00:33:27,656
Now, we'd hate to see
you lose it all, Michael,

836
00:33:27,657 --> 00:33:29,745
am I right?

837
00:33:29,746 --> 00:33:31,182
[Audience member]
<i>Go for it, Michael.</i>

838
00:33:31,183 --> 00:33:33,010
[audience cheers]

839
00:33:33,011 --> 00:33:34,359
Well, that's one man's opinion.

840
00:33:34,360 --> 00:33:35,664
Michael, what do you want to do?

841
00:33:35,665 --> 00:33:39,059
Do you want to spin
and risk losing it all?

842
00:33:39,060 --> 00:33:41,453
It's a lot of money, Michael.

843
00:33:41,454 --> 00:33:43,020
It's a lot of money.

844
00:33:43,021 --> 00:33:45,979
What the fuck is going on?

845
00:33:45,980 --> 00:33:50,593
[ <i>Michael exhales</i>]
<i>Yeah, yeah, yeah.</i>

846
00:33:51,420 --> 00:33:53,379
<i>Let me think about it.</i>

847
00:33:54,423 --> 00:33:56,424
You're right,
you're right. Peter.

848
00:33:56,425 --> 00:33:57,773
That's a lot of money.

849
00:33:57,774 --> 00:33:59,079
[Peter] It's a lot
of money, Michael.

850
00:33:59,080 --> 00:34:00,080
[Michael] Yeah.

851
00:34:03,606 --> 00:34:06,086
I think you got to
spin it to win it.

852
00:34:06,087 --> 00:34:07,609
♪

853
00:34:07,610 --> 00:34:09,307
[Michael] <i>I'm here to win
it, and I want to play it,</i>

854
00:34:09,308 --> 00:34:11,222
<i>and I say I'm going to go again.</i>

855
00:34:11,223 --> 00:34:12,484
<i>I'm going to go again.</i>

856
00:34:12,485 --> 00:34:15,356
[Peter] <i>Fantastic.</i> [ <i>chuckles]</i>

857
00:34:15,357 --> 00:34:17,054
<i>I tried to warn him.</i>

858
00:34:17,055 --> 00:34:20,274
<i>Close your eyes, everybody.
Michael's going streaking.</i>

859
00:34:20,275 --> 00:34:21,493
Give me a walkie.

860
00:34:21,494 --> 00:34:26,367
♪

861
00:34:26,368 --> 00:34:28,587
[Michael] <i>Stop!</i>

862
00:34:28,588 --> 00:34:31,590
[Bill] <i>Hey, Chuck, could
you switch over to two?</i>

863
00:34:31,591 --> 00:34:33,200
[Peter] <i>Okay Michael,
what are you going to do?</i>

864
00:34:33,201 --> 00:34:34,767
[Michael] <i>I'm going
to spin again.</i>

865
00:34:34,768 --> 00:34:35,637
[Peter] <i>Okay, he's going...</i>

866
00:34:35,638 --> 00:34:37,465
Bill?

867
00:34:37,466 --> 00:34:39,119
[Bill] <i>I think I got played.</i>

868
00:34:39,120 --> 00:34:40,207
[Michael] <i>Stop!</i>

869
00:34:40,208 --> 00:34:41,513
I'm sorry, can you
say that again?

870
00:34:41,514 --> 00:34:43,124
My volume is really low.

871
00:34:44,647 --> 00:34:46,692
Dammit Chuck, just find out
who the fuck this guy is.

872
00:34:46,693 --> 00:34:49,087
Unfortunately, that's
above my pay grade, Bill.

873
00:34:51,524 --> 00:34:53,002
[Michael] <i>Stop!</i>

874
00:34:53,003 --> 00:34:56,571
Well then, we might just have
to change your title then.

875
00:34:56,572 --> 00:34:57,877
[audience cheering]

876
00:34:57,878 --> 00:35:00,532
[Peter] <i>I got to ask
you to think about this.</i>

877
00:35:00,533 --> 00:35:03,578
<i>It's a lot of money, Michael.
Are you going to go to?</i>

878
00:35:03,579 --> 00:35:05,841
<i>What are you going to
do? Huh, do you want to,</i>

879
00:35:05,842 --> 00:35:07,191
<i>you want to keep going?</i>

880
00:35:07,192 --> 00:35:09,323
Okay, Todd, I'm driving.

881
00:35:09,324 --> 00:35:10,672
Oh, I can do it.

882
00:35:10,673 --> 00:35:13,023
That wasn't meant to
be a conversation.

883
00:35:17,071 --> 00:35:18,768
[dial tone]

884
00:35:24,774 --> 00:35:26,646
[phone ringing]

885
00:35:28,343 --> 00:35:29,735
[Automated message] <i>Thank you
for calling the audition hotline</i>

886
00:35:29,736 --> 00:35:31,040
<i>for Press Your Luck.</i>

887
00:35:31,041 --> 00:35:32,955
<i>If you would like to
take our trivia quiz,</i>

888
00:35:32,956 --> 00:35:34,043
<i>please press one.</i>

889
00:35:34,044 --> 00:35:35,088
<i>If you would like...</i>

890
00:35:35,089 --> 00:35:36,524
Fucker.

891
00:35:36,525 --> 00:35:39,875
[Michael] <i>And sometimes,
I drive an ice cream truck</i>

892
00:35:39,876 --> 00:35:41,747
<i>during the summer,
when I need to.</i>

893
00:35:41,748 --> 00:35:42,835
[ <i>Bill laughs]</i>

894
00:35:42,836 --> 00:35:46,622
♪

895
00:35:53,020 --> 00:35:58,808
♪

896
00:36:28,186 --> 00:36:29,229
Can I help you?

897
00:36:29,230 --> 00:36:31,231
Oh, Jim. Hey, how
you doing, man?

898
00:36:31,232 --> 00:36:32,320
I'm just...

899
00:36:35,062 --> 00:36:37,891
Can I help you?

900
00:36:39,545 --> 00:36:42,939
[audience cheering]

901
00:36:44,941 --> 00:36:45,811
[cheering]

902
00:36:45,812 --> 00:36:47,247
[Peter] Unbelievable.

903
00:36:47,248 --> 00:36:50,991
[audience cheering]

904
00:36:51,905 --> 00:36:52,992
[Bill] Something's wrong.

905
00:36:52,993 --> 00:36:54,167
[Donna] Don't spiral.

906
00:36:54,168 --> 00:36:57,039
You think that
he's working alone?

907
00:36:57,040 --> 00:36:58,693
Is anyone listening to me?

908
00:36:58,694 --> 00:37:01,783
We don't even know that
he's doing anything at all.

909
00:37:01,784 --> 00:37:03,742
I mean, maybe we take a
break. We can figure things...

910
00:37:03,743 --> 00:37:05,265
Oh, no. You can't do that.

911
00:37:05,266 --> 00:37:08,181
You got to let him play,
without interference.

912
00:37:08,182 --> 00:37:09,878
Innocent until proven guilty.

913
00:37:09,879 --> 00:37:10,966
[Peter] <i>All right.</i>

914
00:37:10,967 --> 00:37:12,141
The law remains,
even in the studio.

915
00:37:12,142 --> 00:37:13,273
[Peter] <i>You going to go again?</i>

916
00:37:13,274 --> 00:37:14,579
Ear piece!

917
00:37:14,580 --> 00:37:15,928
We might have an ear piece.

918
00:37:15,929 --> 00:37:18,452
[Donna] Jesus, he's just itchy.

919
00:37:18,453 --> 00:37:19,975
Let's take a break for tech.

920
00:37:19,976 --> 00:37:21,107
[Michael] <i>I'm going
to keep going!</i>

921
00:37:21,108 --> 00:37:22,064
<i>Keep going, Peter.</i>

922
00:37:22,065 --> 00:37:23,501
Yes, now.

923
00:37:23,502 --> 00:37:26,155
And if I find out that
any of you are in cahoots

924
00:37:26,156 --> 00:37:28,811
with this fucking
guy, I will find you.

925
00:37:30,073 --> 00:37:32,032
[Michael] Big bucks, come on!

926
00:37:33,120 --> 00:37:34,338
Stop!

927
00:37:34,339 --> 00:37:42,339
[audience cheering wildly]

928
00:37:43,696 --> 00:37:45,218
Unbelievable.

929
00:37:45,219 --> 00:37:47,786
More of the force
that is Michael Larson

930
00:37:47,787 --> 00:37:49,178
right after this short break.

931
00:37:49,179 --> 00:37:50,528
♪

932
00:37:50,529 --> 00:37:51,965
Already?

933
00:37:53,271 --> 00:37:55,794
[Junior] And we're out
in five, four, three.

934
00:37:55,795 --> 00:37:56,577
[bell rings]

935
00:37:56,578 --> 00:37:57,578
Forty-five seconds.

936
00:37:58,711 --> 00:38:03,455
[telephone ringing]

937
00:38:09,635 --> 00:38:11,245
[Lyle] <i>No Sweat A.C.</i>

938
00:38:12,246 --> 00:38:14,247
Is this Lyle Roberts?

939
00:38:14,248 --> 00:38:17,598
[Lyle] <i>The one and only.
What can I do for you?</i>

940
00:38:17,599 --> 00:38:22,387
This is Bill.

941
00:38:23,779 --> 00:38:26,433
And I'm a clerk at the
Justice Court of Lebanon.

942
00:38:26,434 --> 00:38:27,826
[Lyle] <i>Okay.</i>

943
00:38:27,827 --> 00:38:31,264
And I'm calling because
your restraining order

944
00:38:31,265 --> 00:38:33,310
came across my desk
against Michael Larson

945
00:38:33,311 --> 00:38:37,139
because it's about to time out.

946
00:38:37,140 --> 00:38:38,967
And we were just calling
to see if you wanted

947
00:38:38,968 --> 00:38:42,841
to re-renew the charge.

948
00:38:42,842 --> 00:38:44,234
[Lyle] <i>Oh, already?</i>

949
00:38:46,280 --> 00:38:47,454
<i>Yeah, we just got
back on her feet</i>

950
00:38:47,455 --> 00:38:50,152
<i>after his last Ponzi scheme.</i>

951
00:38:50,153 --> 00:38:52,068
Sure, sure. Yeah.

952
00:38:53,200 --> 00:38:55,332
We just actually
have a few questions,

953
00:38:55,333 --> 00:38:56,637
if that's okay?

954
00:38:56,638 --> 00:38:58,378
[Lyle] <i>Okay.</i>

955
00:38:58,379 --> 00:39:03,601
Could you let us know if he has
violated the, the order to date?

956
00:39:03,602 --> 00:39:05,080
[Lyle] <i>No, not to my knowledge.</i>

957
00:39:05,081 --> 00:39:07,431
Okay, great.

958
00:39:07,432 --> 00:39:13,001
And can you remind us what the
initial charge was for again?

959
00:39:13,002 --> 00:39:14,873
[Lyle] <i>What did you say
your name was again?</i>

960
00:39:14,874 --> 00:39:16,570
I beg your pardon?

961
00:39:16,571 --> 00:39:18,703
[Lyle] <i>Dude, my copy here says
we still got sixteen months</i>

962
00:39:18,704 --> 00:39:21,227
<i>that we don't have to
worry about the guy.</i>

963
00:39:21,228 --> 00:39:23,795
<i>Michael, is that you,
you fucking loser?</i>

964
00:39:23,796 --> 00:39:25,928
<i>If I see you again, man,
I'm going to fucking...</i>

965
00:39:32,370 --> 00:39:34,371
You going to keep
that promise, Michael?

966
00:39:34,372 --> 00:39:35,633
Huh?

967
00:39:35,634 --> 00:39:37,852
You said dinner
tonight if you hit 50K.

968
00:39:37,853 --> 00:39:41,116
Oh, yeah, yeah.

969
00:39:41,117 --> 00:39:44,293
You seem nice, but I don't
know why I said that earlier.

970
00:39:44,294 --> 00:39:45,686
My wife would kill me.

971
00:39:45,687 --> 00:39:47,296
Don't worry about
it, sweetheart.

972
00:39:47,297 --> 00:39:48,863
You take it all
home to her, hmm.

973
00:39:48,864 --> 00:39:50,474
Do I need any makeup?

974
00:39:50,475 --> 00:39:53,781
What's the use? He's the
one being seen on screen.

975
00:39:53,782 --> 00:39:56,088
[Make up artist] He's
just a bit of a sweater.

976
00:39:56,089 --> 00:39:58,917
Do I look like I'm
sweating? I'm sweating now?

977
00:39:58,918 --> 00:39:59,787
[audience cheering]

978
00:39:59,788 --> 00:40:01,485
Mm-mm.

979
00:40:01,486 --> 00:40:05,924
[Rod] <i>All right, please
keep it together, everyone.</i>

980
00:40:05,925 --> 00:40:12,584
♪

981
00:40:17,066 --> 00:40:18,371
[Michael] <i>All right,
my little bunny.</i>

982
00:40:18,372 --> 00:40:19,807
<i>Come on, smile!</i>

983
00:40:19,808 --> 00:40:21,679
[Patricia] <i>My mom says hi
and have a good first day.</i>

984
00:40:21,680 --> 00:40:24,812
[Michael] <i>Hey, you got
your ice cream? Yeah!</i>

985
00:40:24,813 --> 00:40:26,205
[Patricia] <i>...
different this time.</i>

986
00:40:26,206 --> 00:40:27,772
[Michael] <i>Patricia! Go
on, get your mommy here.</i>

987
00:40:27,773 --> 00:40:31,297
♪

988
00:40:31,298 --> 00:40:33,647
[Patricia] <i>Are you
craving for breakfast?</i>

989
00:40:33,648 --> 00:40:35,214
[Michael] <i>Okay.</i>

990
00:40:35,215 --> 00:40:36,433
[Patricia] <i>You're
living the dream.</i>

991
00:40:36,434 --> 00:40:38,957
[Michael] <i>All right, here we go.</i>

992
00:40:38,958 --> 00:40:40,567
[ <i>Patricia laughs]</i>

993
00:40:40,568 --> 00:40:42,917
[Peter] <i>And one of my favorite
songs by Waylon Jennings.</i>

994
00:40:42,918 --> 00:40:43,962
[Chuck] What the fuck?

995
00:40:43,963 --> 00:40:45,224
[Peter] <i>A Man to
Light Up My Life.</i>

996
00:40:45,225 --> 00:40:46,530
<i>Okay, Amanda, what
do you want to do?</i>

997
00:40:46,531 --> 00:40:48,706
<i>You're at</i> 4,500, <i>you have...</i>

998
00:40:48,707 --> 00:40:54,669
♪

999
00:41:00,501 --> 00:41:05,070
[Peter] <i>Lily Is a veterinarian
from Sherman Oaks.</i>

1000
00:41:05,071 --> 00:41:06,506
[Lily] <i>That's right.</i>

1001
00:41:06,507 --> 00:41:08,377
[Peter] <i>Wow, that's an
interesting job, isn't it?</i>

1002
00:41:08,378 --> 00:41:10,379
<i>What's the most unruly animal</i>

1003
00:41:10,380 --> 00:41:12,077
<i>you've ever had in your office?</i>

1004
00:41:12,078 --> 00:41:17,562
♪

1005
00:41:22,262 --> 00:41:29,529
♪

1006
00:41:29,530 --> 00:41:32,663
[Peter] <i>Cecilia, you're at</i>
750. <i>You have three spins.</i>

1007
00:41:32,664 --> 00:41:33,925
<i>What do you want to do?</i>

1008
00:41:33,926 --> 00:41:41,672
♪

1009
00:41:41,673 --> 00:41:42,629
[Cecilia] <i>Again.</i>

1010
00:41:42,630 --> 00:41:43,978
[Peter] <i>Okay.</i>

1011
00:41:43,979 --> 00:41:45,893
<i>Oh Cecilia, don't go
breaking my heart.</i>

1012
00:41:45,894 --> 00:41:48,809
♪

1013
00:41:48,810 --> 00:41:51,116
[Peter] <i>Don't break my heart.
No whammies, no whammies!</i>

1014
00:41:51,117 --> 00:41:56,338
♪

1015
00:41:56,339 --> 00:41:57,644
[Michael] Stop!

1016
00:41:57,645 --> 00:41:59,951
[Peter] Three
thousand and a spin!

1017
00:41:59,952 --> 00:42:02,649
Three thousand and
a spin, $68,500.

1018
00:42:02,650 --> 00:42:04,346
How does it feel to
own a network, Michael?

1019
00:42:04,347 --> 00:42:06,827
It feels good. Another spin
would feel even better.

1020
00:42:06,828 --> 00:42:07,915
[Peter] Okay, all right.

1021
00:42:07,916 --> 00:42:12,093
♪

1022
00:42:12,094 --> 00:42:13,138
Stop!

1023
00:42:13,139 --> 00:42:15,227
[audience cheering]

1024
00:42:15,228 --> 00:42:17,272
[Peter] You going to go again?
What are you going to do?

1025
00:42:17,273 --> 00:42:19,274
[Michael] I'm going to go again!
I'm going to press my luck!

1026
00:42:19,275 --> 00:42:26,935
♪

1027
00:42:31,157 --> 00:42:35,900
[whispering]

1028
00:42:35,901 --> 00:42:37,292
T-shirts, really?

1029
00:42:37,293 --> 00:42:38,467
Oh, yeah. Third counts four,

1030
00:42:38,468 --> 00:42:39,599
we're heading on to
the second episode.

1031
00:42:39,600 --> 00:42:40,948
Hey, do you think
I could talk to you

1032
00:42:40,949 --> 00:42:41,862
about something for a second?

1033
00:42:41,863 --> 00:42:42,820
[Chuck] Later.

1034
00:42:42,821 --> 00:42:45,170
We were out in three, two...

1035
00:42:45,171 --> 00:42:46,824
How much time's left?

1036
00:42:46,825 --> 00:42:48,434
Oh, there you are.
What the fuck you find?

1037
00:42:48,435 --> 00:42:50,131
Do not wander off.

1038
00:42:50,132 --> 00:42:51,524
All right, what the fuck?

1039
00:42:51,525 --> 00:42:53,091
Watch, watch.

1040
00:42:53,092 --> 00:42:55,441
Hey, Whitman, can you rewind to
the last three spins, please?

1041
00:42:55,442 --> 00:42:57,138
Is this overtime?

1042
00:42:57,139 --> 00:43:00,360
Will you just,
please? I said please?

1043
00:43:01,579 --> 00:43:04,320
All right, go to Michael
Larson's close up.

1044
00:43:06,366 --> 00:43:07,715
[Chuck] Now watch his eyes.

1045
00:43:09,543 --> 00:43:10,848
Now watch the board.

1046
00:43:10,849 --> 00:43:12,284
[Michael] <i>Stop! Whoo!</i>

1047
00:43:12,285 --> 00:43:16,549
[ <i>audience cheering]</i>

1048
00:43:16,550 --> 00:43:17,943
[Chuck] Okay, next spin.

1049
00:43:19,684 --> 00:43:21,468
Slow it down.

1050
00:43:22,512 --> 00:43:24,950
Watch his eyes, now
watch the board.

1051
00:43:29,432 --> 00:43:31,086
Watch his eyes.

1052
00:43:35,656 --> 00:43:37,745
Celebrating a little
prematurely, don't you think?

1053
00:43:39,834 --> 00:43:41,400
And stop.

1054
00:43:41,401 --> 00:43:45,970
♪

1055
00:43:45,971 --> 00:43:48,626
Chuck, what the hell
am I seeing here?

1056
00:43:52,194 --> 00:43:54,631
He's memorized Bill's patterns.

1057
00:43:54,632 --> 00:43:55,762
Memorized the pattern?
- Yes.

1058
00:43:55,763 --> 00:43:57,024
Aren't they random?

1059
00:43:57,025 --> 00:43:59,070
There are five. [Donna] Five?

1060
00:43:59,071 --> 00:44:00,811
Who gives a fuck about
how many patterns...

1061
00:44:00,812 --> 00:44:02,639
More than five, at least!
Bill, what the fuck?

1062
00:44:02,640 --> 00:44:04,292
[talking over each other]

1063
00:44:04,293 --> 00:44:05,816
Oh, enough. Enough.

1064
00:44:05,817 --> 00:44:08,427
The good news is is
that he's cheating.

1065
00:44:08,428 --> 00:44:10,777
Well, he's cheating.

1066
00:44:10,778 --> 00:44:11,996
He's cheating?

1067
00:44:11,997 --> 00:44:14,476
Yeah.
- Yeah.

1068
00:44:14,477 --> 00:44:19,568
Oh, Chuck, you are
one smart cookie.

1069
00:44:19,569 --> 00:44:21,919
And that is why I
keep you around.

1070
00:44:21,920 --> 00:44:24,312
[Chuck] I told you he
was a fucking creep.

1071
00:44:24,313 --> 00:44:27,142
[Bill] Yes, yes, you did.

1072
00:44:30,668 --> 00:44:33,408
[Sylvia] You guys, I'm
so sorry about this.

1073
00:44:33,409 --> 00:44:36,150
It's just the nature and
the reality of game shows.

1074
00:44:36,151 --> 00:44:37,935
Here we are. Have
a t-shirt. For you.

1075
00:44:37,936 --> 00:44:40,373
You got to be kidding me. I
lost my Saturday for this.

1076
00:44:41,330 --> 00:44:42,983
Oh, thank you, Jack.

1077
00:44:42,984 --> 00:44:44,289
[Jack] Another one.

1078
00:44:44,290 --> 00:44:45,682
Hazel.

1079
00:44:45,683 --> 00:44:48,162
I can wear it to bed, I guess.

1080
00:44:48,163 --> 00:44:49,468
Perfect.

1081
00:44:49,469 --> 00:44:52,079
Keep it.

1082
00:44:52,080 --> 00:44:54,866
Hey, blow him up with
a fucking whammy.

1083
00:44:55,910 --> 00:44:57,564
If only I had the chance.

1084
00:45:00,915 --> 00:45:01,828
Sorry again about that.

1085
00:45:01,829 --> 00:45:02,873
Yeah.

1086
00:45:02,874 --> 00:45:04,744
[Ed] Say "No whammies!"

1087
00:45:04,745 --> 00:45:06,006
[Michael] No whammies.

1088
00:45:06,007 --> 00:45:07,529
So lucky.

1089
00:45:07,530 --> 00:45:10,663
Lucky, huh? Yeah,
my take on luck

1090
00:45:10,664 --> 00:45:13,622
is that luck is just a
good excuse to do nothing

1091
00:45:13,623 --> 00:45:16,321
and then hope that
an opportunity

1092
00:45:16,322 --> 00:45:17,671
comes a-knocking.

1093
00:45:19,064 --> 00:45:21,935
If you open your eyes and
keep your mind wondering,

1094
00:45:21,936 --> 00:45:24,372
you'll find that the
best opportunities

1095
00:45:24,373 --> 00:45:27,115
just sprout up in places
that people aren't looking.

1096
00:45:28,421 --> 00:45:31,031
Oh, and here's a tip too.

1097
00:45:31,032 --> 00:45:34,121
Stop giving your
money to that place.

1098
00:45:34,122 --> 00:45:37,908
What you do is you go to a bank,

1099
00:45:37,909 --> 00:45:41,607
you sign up, you
cash out, close down.

1100
00:45:41,608 --> 00:45:44,088
Sign up, cash out, close out.

1101
00:45:44,089 --> 00:45:46,220
[chuckles]

1102
00:45:46,221 --> 00:45:48,048
Bright kids. I'm
going to grab a snack.

1103
00:45:48,049 --> 00:45:50,311
I'm burning a lot of
calories up there.

1104
00:45:50,312 --> 00:45:51,617
Ed, do you want something?

1105
00:45:51,618 --> 00:45:52,750
No, thanks.

1106
00:45:54,055 --> 00:45:55,708
[Rod] <i>Sit tight, everyone.</i>

1107
00:45:55,709 --> 00:45:59,843
<i>The big guys upstairs say the
next episode will begin shortly.</i>

1108
00:45:59,844 --> 00:46:02,020
<i>Has anyone seen my Pepto?</i>

1109
00:46:05,632 --> 00:46:10,331
[faint talking]

1110
00:46:10,332 --> 00:46:11,811
[Woman] I have not.

1111
00:46:11,812 --> 00:46:13,552
[Peter] Yeah. It's good.
[Woman]... to see you.

1112
00:46:13,553 --> 00:46:15,423
[Peter] Yeah, it's my favorite.

1113
00:46:15,424 --> 00:46:19,340
They have these carne asada
tacos that are extraordinary.

1114
00:46:19,341 --> 00:46:21,038
[Woman] Oh.

1115
00:46:21,039 --> 00:46:25,782
[Peter] Yeah, yeah. So what
are you doing this weekend?

1116
00:46:25,783 --> 00:46:28,393
I thought you were going to
pick me up on the Bronco.

1117
00:46:28,394 --> 00:46:30,134
Am I going to pick
you up? Yeah, yeah.

1118
00:46:30,135 --> 00:46:31,875
[laughing]

1119
00:46:31,876 --> 00:46:39,876
[Peter and woman talking faintly]

1120
00:46:54,986 --> 00:46:57,117
[phone dialing]

1121
00:46:57,118 --> 00:47:01,165
[phone ringing]

1122
00:47:01,166 --> 00:47:02,775
Oh, come on.

1123
00:47:02,776 --> 00:47:03,689
[Patricia] <i>Hello?</i>

1124
00:47:03,690 --> 00:47:07,040
Hey, you picked up.

1125
00:47:07,041 --> 00:47:08,215
Hey, where the heck is...

1126
00:47:08,216 --> 00:47:10,783
[ <i>Patricia talking faintly]</i>

1127
00:47:10,784 --> 00:47:16,484
No, I didn't realize you'd
invited the entire, whole class,

1128
00:47:16,485 --> 00:47:19,661
but it's her birthday, Patricia,
I should be able to call.

1129
00:47:19,662 --> 00:47:22,273
[ <i>Patricia talking faintly]</i>

1130
00:47:22,274 --> 00:47:26,843
No, no. Just, well, I've
been busy out of town.

1131
00:47:26,844 --> 00:47:28,932
[ <i>Patricia talking faintly]</i>

1132
00:47:28,933 --> 00:47:30,672
Yeah, you know what, Trish?

1133
00:47:30,673 --> 00:47:33,023
I'm actually closing
a big deal right now.

1134
00:47:33,024 --> 00:47:35,373
I'm right smack dab
in the middle of it.

1135
00:47:35,374 --> 00:47:36,896
It's going to change everything.

1136
00:47:36,897 --> 00:47:39,856
And it could change
everything for us.

1137
00:47:39,857 --> 00:47:40,987
If you give me...

1138
00:47:40,988 --> 00:47:44,034
[ <i>Patricia talking faintly]</i>

1139
00:47:44,035 --> 00:47:45,252
No, I know.

1140
00:47:45,253 --> 00:47:48,386
[ <i>Patricia talking faintly]</i>

1141
00:47:48,387 --> 00:47:49,387
No.

1142
00:47:49,388 --> 00:47:52,172
[Patricia] <i>Susie, phone!</i>

1143
00:47:52,173 --> 00:47:55,567
Oh, baby, Susie!

1144
00:47:55,568 --> 00:47:57,569
Oh, my, Susie baby! Sue.

1145
00:47:57,570 --> 00:47:59,049
[ <i>Susie talking faintly]</i>

1146
00:47:59,050 --> 00:47:59,963
What kind of cake?

1147
00:47:59,964 --> 00:48:01,399
[ <i>Susie talking faintly]</i>

1148
00:48:01,400 --> 00:48:03,488
Oh, no. You don't like
chocolate, do you?

1149
00:48:03,489 --> 00:48:05,533
[Susie] <i>I like it
now! It's my favorite!</i>

1150
00:48:05,534 --> 00:48:11,365
No. Oh, well, happy
birthday, my sweet girl.

1151
00:48:11,366 --> 00:48:13,106
Oh, you sound so big.

1152
00:48:13,107 --> 00:48:15,413
[Susie] <i>Hey, I'm not done!
I'm still eating that!</i>

1153
00:48:15,414 --> 00:48:16,631
I miss you.

1154
00:48:16,632 --> 00:48:18,242
[Susie] <i>I miss you too, Daddy.</i>

1155
00:48:18,243 --> 00:48:20,679
<i>I'll save some cake.
Are you coming over?</i>

1156
00:48:20,680 --> 00:48:22,289
Yeah, no, I...

1157
00:48:22,290 --> 00:48:24,857
Hey, you know what? Can
you put Mommy back on?

1158
00:48:24,858 --> 00:48:26,076
[Susie] <i>No, that's
mine! Give it back!</i>

1159
00:48:26,077 --> 00:48:28,034
Just for...

1160
00:48:28,035 --> 00:48:29,514
Hey, Trish? Hey, baby?

1161
00:48:29,515 --> 00:48:30,558
[Junior] <i>Moving places!</i>

1162
00:48:30,559 --> 00:48:32,212
[bell rings]

1163
00:48:32,213 --> 00:48:33,475
[phone dings]

1164
00:48:35,608 --> 00:48:37,565
Ah, shit!

1165
00:48:37,566 --> 00:48:40,351
Oh! Oh.

1166
00:48:40,352 --> 00:48:41,787
You scared me.

1167
00:48:41,788 --> 00:48:45,530
[chuckles] My gal's a worrier.

1168
00:48:45,531 --> 00:48:46,966
Hmm.

1169
00:48:46,967 --> 00:48:49,839
She, you know, likes
me to check in on her.

1170
00:48:50,840 --> 00:48:53,886
[audience murmuring]

1171
00:48:53,887 --> 00:48:55,148
Mike, Michael, where have you...

1172
00:48:55,149 --> 00:48:56,149
Hey there, Ed.

1173
00:48:56,150 --> 00:48:57,456
Hey, Janie.

1174
00:48:59,545 --> 00:49:02,199
[Rod] <i>Keep heads
turning with Timex.</i>

1175
00:49:02,200 --> 00:49:04,506
<i>We'll be watching you.</i>

1176
00:49:05,551 --> 00:49:08,510
Ed, have you seen
my grip master?

1177
00:49:09,337 --> 00:49:10,425
No.

1178
00:49:12,340 --> 00:49:15,125
Janie, have you
seen it? Janie?

1179
00:49:15,126 --> 00:49:16,474
Have you seen my...

1180
00:49:16,475 --> 00:49:18,085
Your what?

1181
00:49:19,565 --> 00:49:21,435
Grip master.

1182
00:49:21,436 --> 00:49:23,437
I'm glad it's gone.

1183
00:49:23,438 --> 00:49:25,135
[Bill] No, no, no. I
refuse to believe it.

1184
00:49:25,136 --> 00:49:26,788
[Donna] I don't know
what to tell you, Bill.

1185
00:49:26,789 --> 00:49:28,094
He's not cheating.

1186
00:49:28,095 --> 00:49:29,487
He's counting cards.

1187
00:49:29,488 --> 00:49:31,010
It's not blackjack, Chuck.

1188
00:49:31,011 --> 00:49:33,578
Anybody could have
memorized five patterns.

1189
00:49:33,579 --> 00:49:34,796
[Whitman] We're back in one.

1190
00:49:34,797 --> 00:49:36,581
What? So, so what can we do?

1191
00:49:36,582 --> 00:49:38,496
You ride it out. It's
Michael's show now,

1192
00:49:38,497 --> 00:49:41,325
unless he gives up or slips
up, whichever comes first,

1193
00:49:41,326 --> 00:49:43,370
then get more patterns.

1194
00:49:43,371 --> 00:49:45,894
Who in God's name
said five was enough?

1195
00:49:45,895 --> 00:49:49,028
Well, we we didn't
have the budget.

1196
00:49:49,029 --> 00:49:51,552
Might have cost you
less than 65,000.

1197
00:49:51,553 --> 00:49:52,989
Arnie.

1198
00:49:52,990 --> 00:49:54,381
What are you doing?

1199
00:49:54,382 --> 00:49:56,340
♪

1200
00:49:56,341 --> 00:49:57,428
Time to call Kaufman.

1201
00:49:57,429 --> 00:49:59,997
Are you fucking kidding?

1202
00:50:03,348 --> 00:50:06,046
No more calls in or out until
we can get ahead of this thing.

1203
00:50:15,186 --> 00:50:18,231
Can I go to the ladies
room at least, Bill?

1204
00:50:18,232 --> 00:50:20,539
I don't know, can you?

1205
00:50:22,193 --> 00:50:25,108
Whitman, hold.

1206
00:50:25,109 --> 00:50:26,545
I'll be right back.

1207
00:50:31,028 --> 00:50:32,768
All right, everyone,
we're gonna hold.

1208
00:50:34,248 --> 00:50:36,207
Okay, ideas.

1209
00:50:38,339 --> 00:50:42,647
Well, he slipped up before,
maybe he'll slip up again.

1210
00:50:42,648 --> 00:50:45,302
[Junior] <i>Hey Bill, Peter
wants to talk to you.</i>

1211
00:50:45,303 --> 00:50:46,869
Tell him to go sit on a duck.

1212
00:50:48,088 --> 00:50:49,306
[Peter] <i>Fresh out
of ducks, Billiam.</i>

1213
00:50:49,307 --> 00:50:51,047
<i>But I just want to say thank you</i>

1214
00:50:51,048 --> 00:50:53,875
<i>for forgetting the
Home Spin today.</i>

1215
00:50:53,876 --> 00:50:55,442
<i>And you guys really
don't need me,</i>

1216
00:50:55,443 --> 00:50:56,704
<i>I can go home for the day.</i>

1217
00:50:56,705 --> 00:50:57,618
Right.

1218
00:50:57,619 --> 00:51:00,621
♪

1219
00:51:00,622 --> 00:51:01,492
Let's play.

1220
00:51:01,493 --> 00:51:06,279
♪

1221
00:51:06,280 --> 00:51:08,629
Okay, you heard it.

1222
00:51:08,630 --> 00:51:09,804
Let's play.

1223
00:51:09,805 --> 00:51:13,070
♪

1224
00:51:17,161 --> 00:51:19,640
[Peter] <i>They say there's a
first time for everything.</i>

1225
00:51:19,641 --> 00:51:22,600
<i>Well, this game is no exception.</i>

1226
00:51:22,601 --> 00:51:24,993
<i>This is the first time in the
history of Press Your Luck</i>

1227
00:51:24,994 --> 00:51:27,735
<i>we won't be finishing
in our allotted time.</i>

1228
00:51:27,736 --> 00:51:33,263
<i>This is Hurricane Michael,
an ordinary man from Ohio.</i>

1229
00:51:33,264 --> 00:51:37,615
<i>He has, until now, put
the network out of</i>$69,500

1230
00:51:37,616 --> 00:51:39,660
<i>with no end in sight.</i>

1231
00:51:39,661 --> 00:51:41,140
<i>Now, let's pick up
where we left off,</i>

1232
00:51:41,141 --> 00:51:43,795
<i>with Michael winning, and
the rest of us wondering</i>

1233
00:51:43,796 --> 00:51:46,886
<i>if we'll be working for
him by the end of the day.</i>

1234
00:51:49,802 --> 00:51:52,673
[audience cheering]

1235
00:51:52,674 --> 00:51:55,067
[Michael] <i>What can I tell you,
Peter? I'm feeling really good.</i>

1236
00:51:55,068 --> 00:51:56,634
[Peter] <i>You've still
got two spins, Michael.</i>

1237
00:51:56,635 --> 00:51:58,592
<i>You couldn't give
those spins away.</i>

1238
00:51:58,593 --> 00:51:59,767
<i>What, what are you going to do?</i>

1239
00:51:59,768 --> 00:52:01,073
[Michael] <i>Again!</i>

1240
00:52:01,074 --> 00:52:02,640
[Peter] <i>Of course,
he's going to go. Okay.</i>

1241
00:52:02,641 --> 00:52:05,730
♪

1242
00:52:05,731 --> 00:52:07,601
[Michael] <i>Come on, big bucks!</i>

1243
00:52:07,602 --> 00:52:09,908
♪

1244
00:52:09,909 --> 00:52:10,996
[Michael] <i>Stop!</i>

1245
00:52:10,997 --> 00:52:12,998
[audience cheering wildly]

1246
00:52:12,999 --> 00:52:14,826
[Michael] <i>Let's go!
Let's go! Let's go!</i>

1247
00:52:14,827 --> 00:52:16,175
<i>Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!</i>

1248
00:52:16,176 --> 00:52:17,394
[Peter] <i>He's going, he's going.</i>

1249
00:52:17,395 --> 00:52:19,135
[gong rings]

1250
00:52:19,136 --> 00:52:22,312
[bell ringing]

1251
00:52:22,313 --> 00:52:24,444
What's, what's that?

1252
00:52:24,445 --> 00:52:26,620
[Peter] That sound means
it's time for our final

1253
00:52:26,621 --> 00:52:28,318
Home Player Spin.

1254
00:52:28,319 --> 00:52:30,450
Now our lucky home
player, and Michael,

1255
00:52:30,451 --> 00:52:33,149
they are indeed lucky
to be paired with you,

1256
00:52:33,150 --> 00:52:35,325
will get whatever
amount you land on.

1257
00:52:35,326 --> 00:52:37,196
Now, Michael, why don't
you pick up that card

1258
00:52:37,197 --> 00:52:39,717
right there in front of you, and
tell us who you're playing for?

1259
00:52:42,376 --> 00:52:43,421
Hmm.

1260
00:52:45,597 --> 00:52:48,512
♪

1261
00:52:48,513 --> 00:52:51,471
[Peter] Who's the lucky
guy or gal? Michael?

1262
00:52:51,472 --> 00:52:54,519
Lyle Roberts from

1263
00:52:56,564 --> 00:52:57,782
Cleveland, Ohio.

1264
00:52:57,783 --> 00:53:00,741
[Peter] From Ohio! A
couple of Buckeyes!

1265
00:53:00,742 --> 00:53:03,135
From one Ohioan to another.

1266
00:53:03,136 --> 00:53:04,354
Well, you wouldn't
happen to know Lyle,

1267
00:53:04,355 --> 00:53:05,355
would you, Michael?

1268
00:53:05,356 --> 00:53:07,661
♪

1269
00:53:07,662 --> 00:53:09,228
[Peter] You guys
hang out together?

1270
00:53:09,229 --> 00:53:15,016
♪

1271
00:53:15,017 --> 00:53:17,497
Ohio is a very big state, Peter.

1272
00:53:17,498 --> 00:53:18,846
Touché.

1273
00:53:18,847 --> 00:53:22,111
Well, Lyle Roberts,
this one is for you.

1274
00:53:23,025 --> 00:53:23,982
Okay, let's get it.

1275
00:53:23,983 --> 00:53:31,033
♪

1276
00:53:34,167 --> 00:53:40,173
♪

1277
00:53:45,526 --> 00:53:46,526
Stop!

1278
00:53:48,486 --> 00:53:53,316
A trip to the five star luxury
Fairmont Resort, Hawaii.

1279
00:53:53,317 --> 00:53:56,841
Lyle Roberts, you will receive
the equivalent of that.

1280
00:53:56,842 --> 00:53:57,843
[buzzer sounds]

1281
00:53:59,236 --> 00:54:01,933
[Peter] Okay, Michael, you
still got this one spin.

1282
00:54:01,934 --> 00:54:03,108
What are you gonna do with it?

1283
00:54:03,109 --> 00:54:04,022
Oh, wait, wait.

1284
00:54:04,023 --> 00:54:05,458
[Junior] Holding.

1285
00:54:05,459 --> 00:54:06,851
[Michael] Did somebody
move the light?

1286
00:54:06,852 --> 00:54:08,548
The light? What? What light?

1287
00:54:08,549 --> 00:54:11,551
There's a light
directly in my eyes.

1288
00:54:11,552 --> 00:54:12,813
[Junior] No, no.

1289
00:54:12,814 --> 00:54:14,686
[Michael] You see that?
In the middle there.

1290
00:54:16,122 --> 00:54:17,557
[Sylvia] Did somebody
move the light?

1291
00:54:17,558 --> 00:54:19,516
Nobody moved the light.
The lights are fixed.

1292
00:54:19,517 --> 00:54:20,691
I'm going to take a lap.

1293
00:54:20,692 --> 00:54:21,866
[Junior] Nobody is leaving.

1294
00:54:21,867 --> 00:54:23,302
[Janie] This is just
about ridiculous.

1295
00:54:23,303 --> 00:54:25,217
Just get somebody to look
at the light, all right?

1296
00:54:25,218 --> 00:54:26,784
[Junior] We're not wasting
any more time. Janie!

1297
00:54:26,785 --> 00:54:27,872
[Bill] What the fuck did he say?

1298
00:54:27,873 --> 00:54:28,655
The light?

1299
00:54:28,656 --> 00:54:29,830
What light?

1300
00:54:29,831 --> 00:54:30,962
[Junior] <i>Someone
get eyes on that.</i>

1301
00:54:30,963 --> 00:54:32,093
<i>I just want to get
today over with.</i>

1302
00:54:32,094 --> 00:54:33,312
What did I say?

1303
00:54:33,313 --> 00:54:35,183
Sorry, D, but I've got a crew

1304
00:54:35,184 --> 00:54:37,098
who would like to get some sleep

1305
00:54:37,099 --> 00:54:39,318
before coming back to
the studio tomorrow.

1306
00:54:39,319 --> 00:54:41,625
That's assuming you all have
jobs to come back to, right?

1307
00:54:41,626 --> 00:54:45,498
♪

1308
00:54:45,499 --> 00:54:46,717
Ron!

1309
00:54:46,718 --> 00:54:47,892
It has gone to the dogs.

1310
00:54:47,893 --> 00:54:50,373
♪

1311
00:54:50,374 --> 00:54:52,288
I'm, I'm sorry she
pulled you away

1312
00:54:52,289 --> 00:54:53,593
from whatever you were...

1313
00:54:53,594 --> 00:54:57,423
$70,000. That's like
two salaries, isn't it?

1314
00:54:57,424 --> 00:55:00,470
[chuckles]

1315
00:55:00,471 --> 00:55:03,037
Well, so we got a fucking dud.

1316
00:55:03,038 --> 00:55:04,387
Well, I guess that's
the first time

1317
00:55:04,388 --> 00:55:06,040
in all the time we've
worked together.

1318
00:55:06,041 --> 00:55:09,131
I guess it only takes one dud
to find a flaw in the system.

1319
00:55:12,091 --> 00:55:13,787
Five patterns, Bill?

1320
00:55:13,788 --> 00:55:18,096
Hey, it's not my game,
it's this fucking guy.

1321
00:55:18,097 --> 00:55:19,445
I don't know what to tell you.

1322
00:55:19,446 --> 00:55:21,361
Heads are going
to roll for this.

1323
00:55:22,667 --> 00:55:24,711
Who let him in?

1324
00:55:24,712 --> 00:55:31,763
[stammering]

1325
00:55:32,807 --> 00:55:34,895
Captain going down
with the ship?

1326
00:55:34,896 --> 00:55:37,071
No, Chuck Turner.
- Oh.

1327
00:55:37,072 --> 00:55:41,337
Chuck, yeah, he, he's the
one who handles casting.

1328
00:55:41,338 --> 00:55:43,251
Chuck, that's right. Chuck.

1329
00:55:43,252 --> 00:55:44,602
Let's get Chuck up here.

1330
00:55:45,820 --> 00:55:47,081
Right.

1331
00:55:47,082 --> 00:55:49,345
[slurping]

1332
00:55:49,346 --> 00:55:50,695
Can you, uh...

1333
00:55:54,916 --> 00:55:57,135
[Junior] You have to go back.

1334
00:55:57,136 --> 00:55:59,050
Hey, guys, I just
need it quiet, okay?

1335
00:55:59,051 --> 00:56:00,747
We're about a half hour
past where we should be.

1336
00:56:00,748 --> 00:56:02,009
Who the hell is
this guy, anyway?

1337
00:56:02,010 --> 00:56:03,750
You guys are giving
him special treatment.

1338
00:56:03,751 --> 00:56:05,752
No, no, we're not.

1339
00:56:05,753 --> 00:56:07,058
I bet Junior would
love to find out

1340
00:56:07,059 --> 00:56:08,494
you let him use the phone.

1341
00:56:08,495 --> 00:56:10,802
Junior, you know what?
I'm out with Janie.

1342
00:56:13,239 --> 00:56:14,718
Whatever.

1343
00:56:14,719 --> 00:56:20,506
♪

1344
00:56:20,507 --> 00:56:21,769
What's going on?

1345
00:56:22,901 --> 00:56:24,597
They're fucking with me.

1346
00:56:24,598 --> 00:56:26,731
Lyle Roberts.

1347
00:56:28,385 --> 00:56:29,776
Well, who is it?

1348
00:56:29,777 --> 00:56:34,173
Somebody who was
a real ass to me.

1349
00:56:35,870 --> 00:56:37,916
[Ed] I'm sure it's
just a coincidence.

1350
00:56:40,614 --> 00:56:43,486
No. No, it's not.

1351
00:56:43,487 --> 00:56:51,487
♪

1352
00:56:52,365 --> 00:56:54,366
Are you doing something wrong?

1353
00:56:54,367 --> 00:57:00,198
♪

1354
00:57:00,199 --> 00:57:01,373
Just take a deep breath.

1355
00:57:01,374 --> 00:57:02,766
[Michael] Yeah.

1356
00:57:02,767 --> 00:57:04,811
Most times when I feel
like someone's watching me,

1357
00:57:04,812 --> 00:57:06,423
turns out to be my own shadow.

1358
00:57:07,772 --> 00:57:09,163
[Junior] I don't
have eyes on Chuck.

1359
00:57:09,164 --> 00:57:10,600
No, we can look for him.

1360
00:57:10,601 --> 00:57:12,036
[Bill] <i>Junior!</i>

1361
00:57:12,037 --> 00:57:13,341
Does anyone have eyes on Chuck?

1362
00:57:13,342 --> 00:57:15,343
♪

1363
00:57:15,344 --> 00:57:16,433
Well...

1364
00:57:19,305 --> 00:57:23,221
Oh, I'm gonna do what he
said, I'm gonna take a breath.

1365
00:57:23,222 --> 00:57:25,049
[Rod] <i>Thank you for
your patience, folks.</i>

1366
00:57:25,050 --> 00:57:27,530
<i>Please sit tight and
don't wander off.</i>

1367
00:57:27,531 --> 00:57:28,574
Michael!

1368
00:57:28,575 --> 00:57:30,925
[Rod] <i>I said please sit tight.</i>

1369
00:57:36,453 --> 00:57:38,542
The phone was taken
in for maintenance.

1370
00:57:41,327 --> 00:57:43,634
You must have a
real nice VCR, huh?

1371
00:57:46,941 --> 00:57:48,421
[door closes]

1372
00:57:51,163 --> 00:57:55,427
Man, but you forgot about
the consequences, Michael.

1373
00:57:55,428 --> 00:57:56,864
Careful.

1374
00:57:58,823 --> 00:58:02,696
Is this the example that you
want to set for your daughter?

1375
00:58:08,267 --> 00:58:11,792
It'd be a real pity if you
got held up here in L.A.

1376
00:58:23,195 --> 00:58:25,065
Tell me, Michael.

1377
00:58:25,066 --> 00:58:27,504
Who the fuck were
you calling, anyways?

1378
00:58:28,853 --> 00:58:35,902
♪

1379
00:58:35,903 --> 00:58:37,382
[Chuck] Drive safe, Michael!

1380
00:58:37,383 --> 00:58:41,299
♪

1381
00:58:41,300 --> 00:58:43,736
[laughing voices]

1382
00:58:43,737 --> 00:58:50,004
♪

1383
00:58:53,921 --> 00:59:00,971
♪

1384
00:59:00,972 --> 00:59:08,972
[gasping]

1385
00:59:10,329 --> 00:59:13,853
[car alarm horn beeping]

1386
00:59:13,854 --> 00:59:19,599
♪

1387
00:59:24,996 --> 00:59:26,866
[whistling]

1388
00:59:26,867 --> 00:59:28,215
Oh, excuse me, sir.

1389
00:59:28,216 --> 00:59:30,609
[whistling]

1390
00:59:30,610 --> 00:59:32,045
Sir?

1391
00:59:32,046 --> 00:59:33,003
[whistling]

1392
00:59:33,004 --> 00:59:35,353
Hey! My truck!

1393
00:59:35,354 --> 00:59:37,529
Somebody broke in.

1394
00:59:37,530 --> 00:59:38,748
What in the...

1395
00:59:38,749 --> 00:59:43,187
♪

1396
00:59:43,188 --> 00:59:48,758
Oh, hi. Sorry to bother you.
Have you been here all day?

1397
00:59:48,759 --> 00:59:52,326
No, I just got called
in. They needed backup.

1398
00:59:52,327 --> 00:59:54,067
Hey.
- Well, my truck...

1399
00:59:54,068 --> 00:59:55,547
You got the call, too?

1400
00:59:55,548 --> 00:59:57,462
Yeah, they sounded
pretty desperate.

1401
00:59:57,463 --> 00:59:58,768
Supposed to be a big scene.

1402
00:59:58,769 --> 00:59:59,682
Yeah.

1403
00:59:59,683 --> 01:00:06,558
♪

1404
01:00:06,559 --> 01:00:11,607
[police radio chatter]

1405
01:00:11,608 --> 01:00:17,788
♪

1406
01:00:22,967 --> 01:00:25,316
Suspect...
- Suspect is approaching.

1407
01:00:25,317 --> 01:00:27,231
Suspect is approaching.
- Suspect is approaching.

1408
01:00:27,232 --> 01:00:28,841
Suspect is approaching.

1409
01:00:28,842 --> 01:00:30,495
Suspect...
- Suspect is approaching.

1410
01:00:30,496 --> 01:00:33,193
♪

1411
01:00:33,194 --> 01:00:37,503
[Man] Hey, hey, buddy!
Right behind you!

1412
01:00:38,460 --> 01:00:39,286
[Officer] Hey!

1413
01:00:39,287 --> 01:00:42,072
♪

1414
01:00:42,073 --> 01:00:45,249
[police siren wailing]

1415
01:00:45,250 --> 01:00:47,251
[Announcer] <i>Remember
it all with Iomax,</i>

1416
01:00:47,252 --> 01:00:49,383
<i>iodine supplements for memory.</i>

1417
01:00:49,384 --> 01:00:51,864
<i>Memorize the patterns for
your favorite game show.</i>

1418
01:00:51,865 --> 01:00:53,170
♪

1419
01:00:53,171 --> 01:00:55,041
[Announcer] <i>And now
your host, Leon Hart.</i>

1420
01:00:55,042 --> 01:00:58,479
[Leon] <i>All right, folks, we have
a great show for you tonight.</i>

1421
01:00:58,480 --> 01:01:00,133
I want to...

1422
01:01:00,134 --> 01:01:01,658
Well, hello.

1423
01:01:07,098 --> 01:01:10,796
I think I got turned around.

1424
01:01:10,797 --> 01:01:12,406
Yet, you are right where
you are supposed to be.

1425
01:01:12,407 --> 01:01:14,105
Funny how that happens, huh?

1426
01:01:14,975 --> 01:01:19,152
[audience murmuring]

1427
01:01:19,153 --> 01:01:21,067
Your seat's right there.

1428
01:01:21,068 --> 01:01:27,161
[band plays rock music]

1429
01:01:29,163 --> 01:01:30,469
Hello.

1430
01:01:34,603 --> 01:01:37,040
Oh, come on,
people. It's okay.

1431
01:01:37,041 --> 01:01:38,824
He doesn't bite. I think.

1432
01:01:38,825 --> 01:01:42,349
[audience laughs]

1433
01:01:42,350 --> 01:01:44,482
Do I know you from
somewhere, Michael?

1434
01:01:44,483 --> 01:01:46,179
Not America's Most
Wanted, right?

1435
01:01:46,180 --> 01:01:47,833
[drum roll]

1436
01:01:47,834 --> 01:01:50,662
Boy, I hope not.

1437
01:01:50,663 --> 01:01:52,185
[Leon] Where are
you coming in from?

1438
01:01:52,186 --> 01:01:55,623
Lebanon. It's a
little city in Ohio.

1439
01:01:55,624 --> 01:01:57,756
[Leon] Capital O-H...

1440
01:01:57,757 --> 01:01:59,540
I-O. That's right.

1441
01:01:59,541 --> 01:02:02,500
[chuckles] That's a good
long ways away to land here,

1442
01:02:02,501 --> 01:02:04,328
gracing our humble
stage tonight,

1443
01:02:04,329 --> 01:02:06,852
but no one ever comes
to Hollywood by mistake,

1444
01:02:06,853 --> 01:02:09,028
and no one ever calls from
Vegas just to say hello.

1445
01:02:09,029 --> 01:02:10,813
[audience laughs]

1446
01:02:10,814 --> 01:02:12,641
What's got you
running from Ohio?

1447
01:02:13,947 --> 01:02:17,210
Uh, well,

1448
01:02:17,211 --> 01:02:21,649
you know, it's...

1449
01:02:21,650 --> 01:02:23,043
It's funny.

1450
01:02:28,179 --> 01:02:32,356
All I want to do is have
breakfast with my family,

1451
01:02:32,357 --> 01:02:34,488
but the only way
that I can do that

1452
01:02:34,489 --> 01:02:39,580
is if I'm on their
television set,

1453
01:02:39,581 --> 01:02:40,886
if it's tuned to
the right channel,

1454
01:02:40,887 --> 01:02:42,235
at the right time,

1455
01:02:42,236 --> 01:02:44,630
on the right day.

1456
01:02:47,198 --> 01:02:48,807
I don't know.

1457
01:02:48,808 --> 01:02:51,158
Maybe this time I've
pushed it too far.

1458
01:02:53,639 --> 01:02:58,600
I went 3,000 miles away to
get closer to my little girl,

1459
01:03:00,951 --> 01:03:04,258
but now it's, now I'm
just 3,000 miles away.

1460
01:03:07,348 --> 01:03:08,959
Maybe that's for the best.

1461
01:03:10,656 --> 01:03:12,310
The mess I've made,

1462
01:03:15,443 --> 01:03:16,966
all these months of
hard work though,

1463
01:03:16,967 --> 01:03:18,664
they were for her.

1464
01:03:19,926 --> 01:03:21,536
Trying.

1465
01:03:23,887 --> 01:03:27,325
In the only way this
brain knows how to work.

1466
01:03:28,543 --> 01:03:30,241
I'm trying.

1467
01:03:37,204 --> 01:03:40,511
I think I may have needed
a bit more luck this time

1468
01:03:40,512 --> 01:03:42,035
than I thought.

1469
01:03:43,297 --> 01:03:44,863
You must be doing
something right, son,

1470
01:03:44,864 --> 01:03:48,128
because no one ends up in
my chair for no reason.

1471
01:03:51,001 --> 01:03:53,698
My, my Patricia,

1472
01:03:53,699 --> 01:03:56,962
she just goes gaga over you.

1473
01:03:56,963 --> 01:03:59,312
Well, your Patricia has
got excellent taste.

1474
01:03:59,313 --> 01:04:02,620
[audience laughs]

1475
01:04:02,621 --> 01:04:03,577
You know, I...

1476
01:04:03,578 --> 01:04:04,797
[Sylvia whispering] Michael!

1477
01:04:07,800 --> 01:04:10,323
Well, if I didn't
lose my job yesterday,

1478
01:04:10,324 --> 01:04:12,238
I'm sure as hell going
to lose it today,

1479
01:04:12,239 --> 01:04:13,413
so thank you for that.

1480
01:04:13,414 --> 01:04:15,241
[Officer] Suspect is on...
- Run it better.

1481
01:04:15,242 --> 01:04:17,156
[Bill] Sylvia, you found him?

1482
01:04:17,157 --> 01:04:18,854
Yeah. No, I have him.

1483
01:04:18,855 --> 01:04:20,116
Yeah, he turned right around.

1484
01:04:20,117 --> 01:04:21,813
We're, we're on our
way back now. Thanks.

1485
01:04:21,814 --> 01:04:23,815
[audience cheering]

1486
01:04:23,816 --> 01:04:26,339
Just please, please,
please, for me,

1487
01:04:26,340 --> 01:04:29,255
just stay in your seat until
the end of the episode.

1488
01:04:29,256 --> 01:04:31,170
[audience chanting]
We want Michael!

1489
01:04:31,171 --> 01:04:32,563
We want Michael!

1490
01:04:32,564 --> 01:04:33,781
[audience cheering wildly]

1491
01:04:33,782 --> 01:04:37,481
[Rod] <i>Wow! Bravo, bravo!</i>

1492
01:04:37,482 --> 01:04:39,135
[audience cheering wildly]

1493
01:04:39,136 --> 01:04:42,139
Chuck's a sucker for
these kind of things.

1494
01:04:42,922 --> 01:04:44,444
Check who's back.

1495
01:04:44,445 --> 01:04:46,273
You're crazy about this guy.

1496
01:04:47,753 --> 01:04:49,841
[Peter] <i>They love you,
Michael. They love you.</i>

1497
01:04:49,842 --> 01:04:51,277
Can you turn the
applause light off?

1498
01:04:51,278 --> 01:04:52,670
I'm not pressing the button.

1499
01:04:52,671 --> 01:04:53,845
Just fucking mute it.

1500
01:04:53,846 --> 01:04:55,151
[Peter] <i>Okay.</i>

1501
01:04:55,152 --> 01:04:57,805
I thought you ran a
tighter ship than this.

1502
01:04:57,806 --> 01:05:01,157
Well, I thought we took care of
our little ice cream man problem

1503
01:05:01,158 --> 01:05:04,812
organically, but I guess
we weren't so lucky.

1504
01:05:04,813 --> 01:05:07,511
Ron, welcome to the party, sir.

1505
01:05:07,512 --> 01:05:09,339
Chuck, I'm surprised
you're still with us.

1506
01:05:09,340 --> 01:05:16,433
♪

1507
01:05:16,434 --> 01:05:18,088
Bill, what's he talking about?

1508
01:05:19,654 --> 01:05:22,527
Chuck, we have a problem.

1509
01:05:25,269 --> 01:05:27,924
Somebody didn't vet this guy.

1510
01:05:34,147 --> 01:05:35,714
It's a shame.

1511
01:05:38,238 --> 01:05:39,892
Charles.

1512
01:05:45,332 --> 01:05:46,811
I'm, I'm sorry.

1513
01:05:46,812 --> 01:05:48,900
You guys want to hear
the fucking truth?

1514
01:05:48,901 --> 01:05:50,990
Wait, are we being
fucking idiots?

1515
01:05:52,470 --> 01:05:55,515
I mean, this, this guy's
about to be a national hero.

1516
01:05:55,516 --> 01:06:00,129
The little guy who comes
and takes down the man.

1517
01:06:00,130 --> 01:06:02,218
I mean, that that's a
narrative we should embrace

1518
01:06:02,219 --> 01:06:04,568
in a big, fat bear hug.

1519
01:06:04,569 --> 01:06:05,917
I mean, if Michael's
making money off us,

1520
01:06:05,918 --> 01:06:07,266
we should do the same.

1521
01:06:07,267 --> 01:06:09,138
Yeah, well, we'll do it better.

1522
01:06:09,139 --> 01:06:12,576
You know, we lean in, promote
the hell out of this show.

1523
01:06:12,577 --> 01:06:17,407
Michael Larson, the
luckiest man in America.

1524
01:06:17,408 --> 01:06:20,105
Yeah, CBS makes Michael's
dreams come true.

1525
01:06:20,106 --> 01:06:21,541
Exactly.

1526
01:06:21,542 --> 01:06:23,630
Oh, you're thinking
like an executive.

1527
01:06:23,631 --> 01:06:25,415
I mean, that that's the
American dream, right?

1528
01:06:25,416 --> 01:06:27,112
I mean, that's why
people watch game shows.

1529
01:06:27,113 --> 01:06:28,722
Better watch your back, Bill.

1530
01:06:28,723 --> 01:06:30,246
Todd's coming for your job.

1531
01:06:30,247 --> 01:06:33,772
Well, after all, I taught
him everything he knows.

1532
01:06:34,991 --> 01:06:37,905
[Ron] Yeah, get me
Carl Johnson at GGT.

1533
01:06:37,906 --> 01:06:40,299
Tell him that we're going
to have bigger ad space

1534
01:06:40,300 --> 01:06:41,605
than the Olympics.

1535
01:06:41,606 --> 01:06:43,433
[Bill] You may have saved
my skin with that one.

1536
01:06:43,434 --> 01:06:44,347
[Ron] Yeah, now.

1537
01:06:44,348 --> 01:06:51,790
♪

1538
01:06:54,488 --> 01:07:02,488
♪

1539
01:07:02,888 --> 01:07:03,889
[Michael] <i>Stop!</i>

1540
01:07:07,501 --> 01:07:09,459
<i>Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!</i>

1541
01:07:09,460 --> 01:07:11,156
<i>Let's go, let's go, let's go!</i>

1542
01:07:11,157 --> 01:07:12,592
[Peter] <i>Let's go! He's going!</i>

1543
01:07:12,593 --> 01:07:20,593
♪

1544
01:07:21,733 --> 01:07:23,516
[phone dialing]

1545
01:07:23,517 --> 01:07:30,220
[phone ringing]

1546
01:07:31,612 --> 01:07:33,049
[Lyle] <i>This is Lyle.</i>

1547
01:07:34,528 --> 01:07:35,920
Sorry, I have the wrong number.

1548
01:07:35,921 --> 01:07:37,574
[Lyle] <i>What's it, put
that down, Patricia,</i>

1549
01:07:37,575 --> 01:07:39,490
<i>put that down, please.</i>

1550
01:07:41,709 --> 01:07:43,014
<i>Hello?</i>

1551
01:07:43,015 --> 01:07:44,407
[ <i>children playing
in the background]</i>

1552
01:07:44,408 --> 01:07:45,364
[Lyle] <i>Patricia.</i>

1553
01:07:45,365 --> 01:07:46,409
Patricia?

1554
01:07:46,410 --> 01:07:47,410
[Lyle] <i>Put that down, please.</i>

1555
01:07:47,411 --> 01:07:48,454
[cheering]

1556
01:07:48,455 --> 01:07:53,024
$97,750!

1557
01:07:53,025 --> 01:07:55,331
Michael, do I even need to ask?

1558
01:07:55,332 --> 01:07:57,028
Let's go, baby, let's go.

1559
01:07:57,029 --> 01:07:57,942
[Peter] Okay.

1560
01:07:57,943 --> 01:08:01,032
♪

1561
01:08:01,033 --> 01:08:02,033
[Michael] Stop!

1562
01:08:02,034 --> 01:08:04,166
[audience cheering]

1563
01:08:04,167 --> 01:08:07,386
[cheering]

1564
01:08:07,387 --> 01:08:09,867
[laughing]

1565
01:08:09,868 --> 01:08:10,911
Oh, yes!

1566
01:08:10,912 --> 01:08:14,001
[audience cheering]

1567
01:08:14,002 --> 01:08:19,268
[Peter] You just made it all
the way to $100,000, Michael,

1568
01:08:19,269 --> 01:08:23,533
more than anyone in the
history of game shows.

1569
01:08:23,534 --> 01:08:25,578
Peter, I never would
have believed...

1570
01:08:25,579 --> 01:08:27,841
[Peter] Well, believe
it, believe it.

1571
01:08:27,842 --> 01:08:31,018
Now, Michael, we have
someone special on the phone

1572
01:08:31,019 --> 01:08:34,935
who I would imagine is
very, very proud of you.

1573
01:08:34,936 --> 01:08:36,285
[Patricia] <i>Hello?</i>

1574
01:08:36,286 --> 01:08:37,982
Hello! [Patricia] <i>Hello?</i>

1575
01:08:37,983 --> 01:08:40,941
Yes, am I speaking to the most
beautiful woman in the world?

1576
01:08:40,942 --> 01:08:42,421
[Patricia] <i>What?</i>

1577
01:08:42,422 --> 01:08:44,815
Patricia, it's Peter.

1578
01:08:44,816 --> 01:08:47,339
[Patricia] Who?

1579
01:08:47,340 --> 01:08:49,516
[Peter] <i>It's, it's
Peter Tomarken.</i>

1580
01:08:50,648 --> 01:08:51,691
[Patricia] Who?

1581
01:08:51,692 --> 01:08:53,084
[Peter] <i>From Press Your Luck.</i>

1582
01:08:53,085 --> 01:08:55,173
What the fuck?

1583
01:08:55,174 --> 01:08:56,957
[Peter] <i>Calling you from CBS...
- </i> What is this?

1584
01:08:56,958 --> 01:08:58,263
[Peter] <i>... in Los Angeles.</i>

1585
01:08:58,264 --> 01:08:59,612
Uh...

1586
01:08:59,613 --> 01:09:02,572
[Peter] <i>I'm here with
your husband, Patricia.</i>

1587
01:09:02,573 --> 01:09:04,791
[Patricia] <i>Michael,
what's he talking about?</i>

1588
01:09:04,792 --> 01:09:08,708
Trish, I'm on the show.

1589
01:09:08,709 --> 01:09:10,536
I'm finally doing
it, I'm winning.

1590
01:09:10,537 --> 01:09:12,669
[Peter] He's winning. Not only
is he winning, Patricia...

1591
01:09:12,670 --> 01:09:15,499
[Patricia] <i>Jesus, Michael,
what is wrong with you?</i>

1592
01:09:17,022 --> 01:09:18,240
<i>You've got to stop.</i>

1593
01:09:18,241 --> 01:09:20,721
<i>You're making me
absolutely crazy.</i>

1594
01:09:22,767 --> 01:09:27,814
Let me call you back later,
Trish. We can, we can talk...

1595
01:09:27,815 --> 01:09:29,947
[Patricia] <i>I don't
want a TV character.</i>

1596
01:09:29,948 --> 01:09:32,950
<i>I want normal.</i>

1597
01:09:32,951 --> 01:09:35,954
<i>Sign the papers and
move on, Michael.</i>

1598
01:09:37,738 --> 01:09:40,305
<i>You really just don't
know when to stop, do you?</i>

1599
01:09:40,306 --> 01:09:46,704
[dial tone]

1600
01:09:48,053 --> 01:09:51,752
[Peter] It seems that
we've lost connection.

1601
01:10:01,327 --> 01:10:02,719
And I'm,

1602
01:10:02,720 --> 01:10:05,070
I'm sorry, I don't, I don't,
I don't know what to say.

1603
01:10:18,170 --> 01:10:20,216
[Peter] <i>Come on, Michael.</i>

1604
01:10:21,434 --> 01:10:24,697
<i>Mike.</i>

1605
01:10:24,698 --> 01:10:25,699
<i>Michael.</i>

1606
01:10:30,226 --> 01:10:31,443
[Audience member]
<i>Yeah, fuck you!</i>

1607
01:10:31,444 --> 01:10:32,836
[audience jeering]

1608
01:10:32,837 --> 01:10:34,446
[Peter] <i>Excuse me, excuse
me for just a second.</i>

1609
01:10:34,447 --> 01:10:36,579
♪

1610
01:10:36,580 --> 01:10:42,802
[audience jeering]

1611
01:10:42,803 --> 01:10:44,456
Bill, if you're going to
use me as a scapegoat,

1612
01:10:44,457 --> 01:10:45,675
I'd like a little warning.

1613
01:10:45,676 --> 01:10:46,980
You should have run that by me.

1614
01:10:46,981 --> 01:10:48,504
You're jeopardizing
all your jobs.

1615
01:10:48,505 --> 01:10:51,682
This does not come from me.
I have no idea who would...

1616
01:10:52,813 --> 01:10:54,161
You?

1617
01:10:54,162 --> 01:10:56,816
Me? Me? No, no,
no, no, no, no, no.

1618
01:10:56,817 --> 01:10:59,646
I did exactly what
Junior told me to do.

1619
01:11:01,909 --> 01:11:05,825
Junior, who
authorized that patch?

1620
01:11:05,826 --> 01:11:08,175
[Junior] <i>I got a fucking note,
Bill. I thought it was you.</i>

1621
01:11:08,176 --> 01:11:09,612
[Peter] See?

1622
01:11:09,613 --> 01:11:11,135
Fucking circus.

1623
01:11:11,136 --> 01:11:12,919
Okay, okay. It doesn't fucking
matter who made the call.

1624
01:11:12,920 --> 01:11:14,007
Let's fix it.

1625
01:11:14,008 --> 01:11:15,358
Pretend it never happened.

1626
01:11:16,794 --> 01:11:18,664
Sylvia, I need you to
get Michael some water,

1627
01:11:18,665 --> 01:11:20,275
and back on set.

1628
01:11:20,276 --> 01:11:21,232
Are we ordering dinner?

1629
01:11:21,233 --> 01:11:23,190
I don't...
- Okay.

1630
01:11:23,191 --> 01:11:24,496
You copy?

1631
01:11:24,497 --> 01:11:26,933
[Sylvia] <i>Todd, we
have a problem.</i>

1632
01:11:26,934 --> 01:11:28,718
<i>He's not coming out.</i>

1633
01:11:28,719 --> 01:11:31,198
[Michael] <i>I want a phone now!</i>

1634
01:11:31,199 --> 01:11:32,479
[Sylvia] <i>I'll go get the pastor.</i>

1635
01:11:34,464 --> 01:11:36,073
Todd.

1636
01:11:36,074 --> 01:11:38,118
No, no, no, no, no.

1637
01:11:38,119 --> 01:11:40,251
This is my show.

1638
01:11:40,252 --> 01:11:41,339
I'll deal with him.

1639
01:11:41,340 --> 01:11:46,171
♪

1640
01:11:47,128 --> 01:11:54,658
[people murmuring]

1641
01:12:05,364 --> 01:12:08,323
[Ed] Mike, I know it's
been a hard day for you.

1642
01:12:08,324 --> 01:12:10,325
I don't think any of us
could really know the depth

1643
01:12:10,326 --> 01:12:12,327
of what you're going through.

1644
01:12:12,328 --> 01:12:14,241
Cynthia, what's the word?

1645
01:12:14,242 --> 01:12:15,678
It's Sylvia.

1646
01:12:15,679 --> 01:12:18,942
He's locked himself inside.

1647
01:12:18,943 --> 01:12:22,641
But, but knowing you, Michael,

1648
01:12:22,642 --> 01:12:24,514
you'll be able to get
out of this one, too.

1649
01:12:25,428 --> 01:12:27,254
[Michael] <i>I'm a fuck up.</i>

1650
01:12:27,255 --> 01:12:29,822
Michael, it's Mister Carruthers.

1651
01:12:29,823 --> 01:12:33,826
You are anything but
a fuck up, my friend.

1652
01:12:33,827 --> 01:12:35,393
I'm here, Mike.

1653
01:12:35,394 --> 01:12:37,700
[Michael] <i>I thought I
could change for her,</i>

1654
01:12:37,701 --> 01:12:41,704
<i>but my worst idea yet.
Should have never come here.</i>

1655
01:12:41,705 --> 01:12:43,140
<i>The whole place is a lie.</i>

1656
01:12:43,141 --> 01:12:45,577
Hey, you're doing the best
you can with what you got,

1657
01:12:45,578 --> 01:12:47,667
and it seems pretty
darn good to me.

1658
01:12:49,234 --> 01:12:51,278
[Michael] <i>Ed you heard her,
she just wanted normal.</i>

1659
01:12:51,279 --> 01:12:54,544
When she fell for you, she
fell for anything but normal.

1660
01:12:56,067 --> 01:12:57,067
Ah.

1661
01:13:02,290 --> 01:13:04,161
[chuckles]

1662
01:13:04,162 --> 01:13:05,902
Michael Larson.

1663
01:13:05,903 --> 01:13:07,599
Hi.

1664
01:13:07,600 --> 01:13:10,995
Oh, boy, you fucked me, Michael.

1665
01:13:12,300 --> 01:13:13,605
No, I guess you know by now

1666
01:13:13,606 --> 01:13:16,129
that we know what you're doing.

1667
01:13:16,130 --> 01:13:18,958
Well, what am I doing then?

1668
01:13:18,959 --> 01:13:20,046
Michael.

1669
01:13:20,047 --> 01:13:21,526
What?

1670
01:13:21,527 --> 01:13:24,574
You memorized the
fucking game, Michael.

1671
01:13:28,229 --> 01:13:29,492
Is that cheating?

1672
01:13:32,886 --> 01:13:35,410
Oh, well, I would just
rather get my money

1673
01:13:35,411 --> 01:13:36,759
and get on the road, you know?

1674
01:13:36,760 --> 01:13:39,849
Oh no, I understand that.

1675
01:13:39,850 --> 01:13:41,547
But, Michael,

1676
01:13:44,071 --> 01:13:45,551
Michael, have a seat.

1677
01:13:50,904 --> 01:13:54,472
Michael, there,
there is no money

1678
01:13:54,473 --> 01:13:56,692
without finishing the show.

1679
01:13:56,693 --> 01:13:58,825
I mean, you must know that.

1680
01:14:01,393 --> 01:14:07,442
Listen, you had us squirming
there for a minute or twenty,

1681
01:14:07,443 --> 01:14:13,056
but, but now we, me, CBS,

1682
01:14:13,057 --> 01:14:16,582
we want you to win
because you're a star.

1683
01:14:18,105 --> 01:14:21,238
Oh, yeah. I saw it
yesterday, but I didn't,

1684
01:14:21,239 --> 01:14:22,718
I didn't know it was
going to strike me

1685
01:14:22,719 --> 01:14:25,025
like a fucking truck today.

1686
01:14:26,287 --> 01:14:29,028
But you are a star, and
you're about to be seen

1687
01:14:29,029 --> 01:14:31,597
on every television
screen in America.

1688
01:14:32,816 --> 01:14:34,165
National hero.

1689
01:14:35,427 --> 01:14:37,559
I mean, they're
talking t-shirts,

1690
01:14:37,560 --> 01:14:40,693
coffee cups, and talk shows.

1691
01:14:41,955 --> 01:14:45,480
Michael Larson,
luckiest man in America.

1692
01:14:45,481 --> 01:14:48,352
♪

1693
01:14:48,353 --> 01:14:52,575
My friend, you are
about to take off and,

1694
01:14:53,880 --> 01:14:56,492
and we want to be the
wind beneath your wings.

1695
01:14:57,841 --> 01:14:59,755
And it all starts with
you going back out there,

1696
01:14:59,756 --> 01:15:00,886
and winning.

1697
01:15:00,887 --> 01:15:04,760
♪

1698
01:15:04,761 --> 01:15:06,326
T-shirts?

1699
01:15:06,327 --> 01:15:09,417
Yeah, t-shirts, you name it.

1700
01:15:11,855 --> 01:15:15,205
So, Michael, you just go
out there and you push it

1701
01:15:15,206 --> 01:15:18,295
until we say stop.

1702
01:15:18,296 --> 01:15:21,124
[Ed] Mike, is everything
okay in there?

1703
01:15:21,125 --> 01:15:23,997
Yeah, I'm just,
we figured it out.

1704
01:15:26,522 --> 01:15:29,654
I do want to talk to her first.

1705
01:15:29,655 --> 01:15:30,786
Of course.

1706
01:15:30,787 --> 01:15:32,135
Just take your time,

1707
01:15:32,136 --> 01:15:33,266
get yourself ready,

1708
01:15:33,267 --> 01:15:35,747
and we'll see you back on stage.

1709
01:15:35,748 --> 01:15:39,969
♪

1710
01:15:39,970 --> 01:15:40,926
[Chuck] Bill.

1711
01:15:40,927 --> 01:15:45,148
♪

1712
01:15:45,149 --> 01:15:46,758
Charles.

1713
01:15:46,759 --> 01:15:49,152
Some people are using
this for personal calls.

1714
01:15:49,153 --> 01:15:55,854
♪

1715
01:15:55,855 --> 01:15:57,377
Are you coming up?

1716
01:15:57,378 --> 01:15:58,857
After you.

1717
01:15:58,858 --> 01:16:04,864
♪

1718
01:16:10,653 --> 01:16:13,306
Hey, what the hell is this?
You living in Shangri-La?

1719
01:16:13,307 --> 01:16:15,961
This is a television
studio. Let's go, let's go.

1720
01:16:15,962 --> 01:16:21,053
♪

1721
01:16:21,054 --> 01:16:23,142
We almost got in a little bit
of trouble there, didn't we?

1722
01:16:23,143 --> 01:16:24,491
[chuckles]

1723
01:16:24,492 --> 01:16:25,536
We sure did.

1724
01:16:25,537 --> 01:16:28,495
♪

1725
01:16:28,496 --> 01:16:29,714
We sure did.

1726
01:16:29,715 --> 01:16:31,803
♪

1727
01:16:31,804 --> 01:16:32,630
Motherfucker!

1728
01:16:32,631 --> 01:16:40,631
♪

1729
01:17:01,355 --> 01:17:02,574
Huh.

1730
01:17:07,318 --> 01:17:08,536
[door opens]

1731
01:17:12,889 --> 01:17:14,630
Eleven a.m., here we come.

1732
01:17:15,848 --> 01:17:17,457
♪

1733
01:17:17,458 --> 01:17:20,025
Okay, let's get into our places.

1734
01:17:20,026 --> 01:17:21,331
It's time to make some money.

1735
01:17:21,332 --> 01:17:22,245
That's my cue.

1736
01:17:22,246 --> 01:17:23,855
♪

1737
01:17:23,856 --> 01:17:25,422
Be good to our boy out there.

1738
01:17:25,423 --> 01:17:28,077
♪

1739
01:17:28,078 --> 01:17:30,079
Todd, you want to drive?

1740
01:17:30,080 --> 01:17:31,820
Uh...

1741
01:17:31,821 --> 01:17:34,301
All right. Make me drink?

1742
01:17:35,651 --> 01:17:38,174
[Junior] <i>Guys, the
ice cream man is back.</i>

1743
01:17:38,175 --> 01:17:39,915
Why ice cream man?

1744
01:17:39,916 --> 01:17:42,569
It's because he's an
ice cream man, Ron.

1745
01:17:42,570 --> 01:17:44,310
He's a fucking ice cream man.

1746
01:17:44,311 --> 01:17:45,572
Fantastic.

1747
01:17:45,573 --> 01:17:53,573
♪

1748
01:17:55,496 --> 01:17:57,106
[Audience member] <i>You
got this, Michael!</i>

1749
01:17:57,107 --> 01:17:58,803
[Audience member] <i>We
love you, Michael!</i>

1750
01:17:58,804 --> 01:18:04,809
[audience applauding]

1751
01:18:04,810 --> 01:18:10,728
♪

1752
01:18:10,729 --> 01:18:12,208
All right, cozy in, boys.

1753
01:18:12,209 --> 01:18:13,339
[Junior] <i>Everyone quiet!</i>

1754
01:18:13,340 --> 01:18:15,080
This could be a
profitable night.

1755
01:18:15,081 --> 01:18:17,996
[Junior] Five, four, three.

1756
01:18:17,997 --> 01:18:23,306
[audience applauding]

1757
01:18:23,307 --> 01:18:24,524
Michael Larson,

1758
01:18:24,525 --> 01:18:27,397
the man who cannot be contained.

1759
01:18:27,398 --> 01:18:29,355
Well, Michael, here we are.

1760
01:18:29,356 --> 01:18:32,358
I think I know the
answer, but I have to ask.

1761
01:18:32,359 --> 01:18:35,231
With one spin
still on the board,

1762
01:18:35,232 --> 01:18:37,495
what are you going to do?

1763
01:18:38,931 --> 01:18:46,678
[slot machine bells ring]

1764
01:18:57,950 --> 01:18:59,735
You know what? I think I'm...

1765
01:19:03,042 --> 01:19:07,785
I think that I'm
going to pass my turn

1766
01:19:07,786 --> 01:19:11,702
to my, to my good
friend, Ed Long.

1767
01:19:11,703 --> 01:19:14,574
[laughs] Wow.

1768
01:19:14,575 --> 01:19:19,319
[audience cheering]

1769
01:19:20,581 --> 01:19:21,712
No.

1770
01:19:21,713 --> 01:19:22,714
What?

1771
01:19:25,064 --> 01:19:27,632
I thought you, I thought you
took care of this, Carruthers.

1772
01:19:31,027 --> 01:19:32,463
Son of a bitch!

1773
01:19:33,507 --> 01:19:35,204
[Peter] <i>Ed, you're up next.</i>

1774
01:19:35,205 --> 01:19:36,901
<i>If Michael can do
it, you can do it.</i>

1775
01:19:36,902 --> 01:19:39,382
[Ed] <i>Well, I'm
ready for it, Peter.</i>

1776
01:19:39,383 --> 01:19:40,383
[plate smashing]

1777
01:19:40,384 --> 01:19:42,385
[static]

1778
01:19:42,386 --> 01:19:46,955
♪

1779
01:19:46,956 --> 01:19:50,262
[Peter] <i>Oh! That's
okay. Janie, you're up.</i>

1780
01:19:50,263 --> 01:19:52,569
[Janie] <i>Come on, give
me big bucks, big bucks!</i>

1781
01:19:52,570 --> 01:19:53,918
<i>No whammies!</i>

1782
01:19:53,919 --> 01:19:56,007
<i>And stop. Whoo!</i>

1783
01:19:56,008 --> 01:19:57,617
[Peter] <i>Seven-fifty,
seven-fifty and a spin.</i>

1784
01:19:57,618 --> 01:19:58,967
<i>Okay, you going to
go again, Janie?</i>

1785
01:19:58,968 --> 01:20:00,316
[Janie] <i>I'm going
to go again, Peter.</i>

1786
01:20:00,317 --> 01:20:01,273
[Peter] <i>Let's go again.</i>

1787
01:20:01,274 --> 01:20:02,579
[Janie] <i>It's giving big bucks.</i>

1788
01:20:02,580 --> 01:20:04,102
♪

1789
01:20:04,103 --> 01:20:06,410
[Peter] Michael Larson,
back in command.

1790
01:20:08,760 --> 01:20:12,589
Michael? Janie just passed
her last spin to you, Michael.

1791
01:20:12,590 --> 01:20:14,853
You have to spin
it one final time.

1792
01:20:15,898 --> 01:20:17,246
Don't fuck it up, jerk.

1793
01:20:17,247 --> 01:20:18,290
[audience cheering]

1794
01:20:18,291 --> 01:20:19,335
[sighs]

1795
01:20:19,336 --> 01:20:20,815
[Bill] Do we have to air it?

1796
01:20:20,816 --> 01:20:22,252
Just once.
- Just once.

1797
01:20:23,296 --> 01:20:25,645
Alright, just once.

1798
01:20:25,646 --> 01:20:29,127
And then it's dead
and buried for good.

1799
01:20:29,128 --> 01:20:30,955
[Peter] <i>Okay, let's
see if Michael knows</i>

1800
01:20:30,956 --> 01:20:32,609
<i>how to jump off
this speeding train.</i>

1801
01:20:32,610 --> 01:20:34,306
<i>Michael, I'm going
to close my eyes.</i>

1802
01:20:34,307 --> 01:20:38,223
But you, please don't
close yours! [laughs]

1803
01:20:38,224 --> 01:20:43,403
♪

1804
01:20:48,452 --> 01:20:54,240
♪

1805
01:20:56,155 --> 01:20:57,765
Stop!

1806
01:21:04,816 --> 01:21:08,384
[Ed] <i>Well, yesterday feels like
just 15 minutes ago, Peter.</i>

1807
01:21:08,385 --> 01:21:10,038
[Peter] <i>Well, you got
your church vans, Ed,</i>

1808
01:21:10,039 --> 01:21:11,517
<i>but let me ask you,</i>

1809
01:21:11,518 --> 01:21:13,432
<i>what are you going to do
with the rest of the money?</i>

1810
01:21:13,433 --> 01:21:15,043
<i>Are you going to buy a
bunch of E-cup brassieres?</i>

1811
01:21:15,044 --> 01:21:16,653
[ <i>audience laughs]</i>

1812
01:21:16,654 --> 01:21:18,785
[Ed] <i>Oh no, I definitely
won't be doing that, Peter.</i>

1813
01:21:18,786 --> 01:21:20,700
<i>I'm not sure what I'll do.</i>

1814
01:21:20,701 --> 01:21:22,267
<i>I can still hardly believe it.</i>

1815
01:21:22,268 --> 01:21:23,878
[Peter] <i>Well, believe it, baby.</i>

1816
01:21:23,879 --> 01:21:25,618
<i>Let's hope you
add to that today.</i>

1817
01:21:25,619 --> 01:21:29,884
<i>Now, our second contestant
is Michael Larson.</i>

1818
01:21:29,885 --> 01:21:32,147
<i>Welcome, Michael.
From Lebanon...</i>

1819
01:21:32,148 --> 01:21:34,149
Oh my goodness.
- [giggles]

1820
01:21:34,150 --> 01:21:36,542
Who is that?

1821
01:21:36,543 --> 01:21:37,500
Daddy.

1822
01:21:37,501 --> 01:21:38,849
Yeah.

1823
01:21:38,850 --> 01:21:41,373
[Michael] <i>Oh, I drive
an ice cream truck,</i>

1824
01:21:41,374 --> 01:21:44,724
<i>but I'm hoping to
make enough money here</i>

1825
01:21:44,725 --> 01:21:46,944
<i>so I can take next summer off.</i>

1826
01:21:46,945 --> 01:21:48,903
[Peter] <i>And who do we have
watching at home today</i>

1827
01:21:48,904 --> 01:21:50,513
<i>in Lebanon, Ohio, Michael?</i>

1828
01:21:50,514 --> 01:21:52,558
[Michael] <i>That's right, I got
my daughter, Susie, watching.</i>

1829
01:21:52,559 --> 01:21:53,560
<i>And...</i>

1830
01:21:56,433 --> 01:21:57,825
Seriously, Trish?

1831
01:22:00,698 --> 01:22:01,828
[Lyle] You ready for school?

1832
01:22:01,829 --> 01:22:03,918
I want to watch Daddy.

1833
01:22:03,919 --> 01:22:05,963
I know.
- No, no.

1834
01:22:05,964 --> 01:22:07,051
We're late. Let's go.

1835
01:22:07,052 --> 01:22:08,226
Come on.

1836
01:22:08,227 --> 01:22:09,314
Go ahead.

1837
01:22:09,315 --> 01:22:10,751
No fair.

1838
01:22:13,841 --> 01:22:15,320
[Susie coughing]

1839
01:22:15,321 --> 01:22:16,714
[Susie] I'm sick, Mom!

1840
01:22:20,022 --> 01:22:21,326
[Patricia] Love you, sweetie.

1841
01:22:21,327 --> 01:22:23,112
Have a good day at school.

1842
01:22:27,333 --> 01:22:30,292
[Janie] <i>... to calm down.</i>

1843
01:22:30,293 --> 01:22:31,728
[Peter] <i>Well,
everyone needs a drink</i>

1844
01:22:31,729 --> 01:22:32,816
<i>before they have dental surgery.</i>

1845
01:22:32,817 --> 01:22:33,773
<i>Wouldn't you agree?</i>

1846
01:22:33,774 --> 01:22:35,210
[ <i>audience laughs]</i>

1847
01:22:35,211 --> 01:22:37,995
[Peter] <i>Yes. Okay, folks,
you know how it goes.</i>

1848
01:22:37,996 --> 01:22:39,997
<i>Buzz in with the correct
answer to the trivia question,</i>

1849
01:22:39,998 --> 01:22:41,346
<i>you get three spins.</i>

1850
01:22:41,347 --> 01:22:44,088
<i>You agree with the
correct answer, one spin.</i>

1851
01:22:44,089 --> 01:22:46,525
<i>Incorrect answers, well,
no spins, of course.</i>

1852
01:22:46,526 --> 01:22:48,266
<i>All right, let's
get right to it.</i>

1853
01:22:48,267 --> 01:22:50,399
<i>What member of the wedding
party is responsible</i>

1854
01:22:50,400 --> 01:22:52,531
<i>for giving the check
to the clergyman?</i>

1855
01:22:52,532 --> 01:22:53,793
The best man. [Peter] <i>Michael?</i>

1856
01:22:53,794 --> 01:22:55,404
[Michael] <i>That's the best man.</i>

1857
01:22:55,405 --> 01:22:56,927
[Peter] <i>Ed, he
says the best man.</i>

1858
01:22:56,928 --> 01:22:58,537
<i>What say you?</i>

1859
01:22:58,538 --> 01:23:00,409
[Ed] <i>A pastor should know
this one, shouldn't he, Peter?</i>

1860
01:23:00,410 --> 01:23:01,888
[Peter] <i>Yes, he
should know this, Ed.</i>

1861
01:23:01,889 --> 01:23:03,412
[Ed] <i>I'm going to say best man.</i>

1862
01:23:03,413 --> 01:23:06,589
[Peter] <i>Janie says the best
man. Yes, it's the best man!</i>

1863
01:23:06,590 --> 01:23:08,025
<i>Michael gets three spins.</i>

1864
01:23:08,026 --> 01:23:09,113
♪

1865
01:23:09,114 --> 01:23:10,158
[Michael] <i>Stop!</i>

1866
01:23:10,159 --> 01:23:13,683
[Peter] <i>Sixteen-thousand,
Michael!</i>

1867
01:23:13,684 --> 01:23:15,250
<i>Sixteen. What are
you going to...</i>

1868
01:23:15,251 --> 01:23:16,512
[Michael] <i>Again,
again! Come on now!</i>

1869
01:23:16,513 --> 01:23:18,209
<i>All right!</i>

1870
01:23:18,210 --> 01:23:20,211
[Peter] <i>Listen to me, I hate
to throw you off your rhythm,</i>

1871
01:23:20,212 --> 01:23:22,605
<i>but this is your
sixth spin, Michael.</i>

1872
01:23:22,606 --> 01:23:23,998
<i>Now, the people in the
booth are telling me</i>

1873
01:23:23,999 --> 01:23:25,912
<i>the forecast is looking whammy.</i>

1874
01:23:25,913 --> 01:23:28,567
♪

1875
01:23:28,568 --> 01:23:29,829
[Patricia] Come on, Michael.

1876
01:23:29,830 --> 01:23:31,222
[Michael] <i>Stop!</i>

1877
01:23:31,223 --> 01:23:36,880
[ <i>audience cheering]</i>

1878
01:23:36,881 --> 01:23:39,014
[Peter] <i>Okay,
Michael. Here we go.</i>

1879
01:23:41,146 --> 01:23:42,886
<i>Michael, I'm going
to close my eyes,</i>

1880
01:23:42,887 --> 01:23:46,803
<i>but you, please don't
close yours! [laughs]</i>

1881
01:23:46,804 --> 01:23:51,721
♪

1882
01:23:51,722 --> 01:23:52,852
[Michael] <i>Stop!</i>

1883
01:23:52,853 --> 01:23:54,811
[exhales]

1884
01:23:54,812 --> 01:23:58,510
[Peter] <i>That is the
game! [laughing]</i>

1885
01:23:58,511 --> 01:24:04,212
<i>A washer and dryer
valued at</i>$800.

1886
01:24:04,213 --> 01:24:07,867
<i>The unrefuted, luckiest
man in America.</i>

1887
01:24:07,868 --> 01:24:09,565
<i>What are you going
to do, Michael?</i>

1888
01:24:09,566 --> 01:24:13,221
♪

1889
01:24:13,222 --> 01:24:16,006
[Michael] <i>I don't know.
I don't know. We'll see.</i>

1890
01:24:16,007 --> 01:24:18,661
[Peter] <i>We all hope, and wish
the best of luck for you,</i>

1891
01:24:18,662 --> 01:24:20,445
<i>Michael, for you and
your, and your family.</i>

1892
01:24:20,446 --> 01:24:28,446
♪

1893
01:24:32,241 --> 01:24:39,378
♪

1894
01:24:42,381 --> 01:24:47,995
♪

1895
01:25:48,055 --> 01:25:49,404
[Peter] <i>I understand
that yesterday</i>

1896
01:25:49,405 --> 01:25:51,101
<i>was your daughter's birthday.</i>

1897
01:25:51,102 --> 01:25:51,971
[Michael] <i>Yes.</i>

1898
01:25:51,972 --> 01:25:53,277
[Peter] <i>What happened?</i>

1899
01:25:53,278 --> 01:25:54,931
[Michael] <i>I didn't
have any money really</i>

1900
01:25:54,932 --> 01:25:58,108
<i>to buy her anything. She'll
get something now, very nice.</i>

1901
01:25:58,109 --> 01:25:59,457
[ <i>laughing]</i>

1902
01:25:59,458 --> 01:26:01,416
[Peter] <i>Like perhaps
the state of Tennessee.</i>

1903
01:26:01,417 --> 01:26:02,721
<i>And what did you
used to do, Michael?</i>

1904
01:26:02,722 --> 01:26:04,027
<i>What kind of work?</i>

1905
01:26:04,028 --> 01:26:06,377
[Michael] <i>I've been an
air condition... oh!</i>

1906
01:26:06,378 --> 01:26:08,031
<i>An air conditioning mechanic,</i>

1907
01:26:08,032 --> 01:26:11,121
<i>and I drove an ice cream truck
for about ten, twelve years.</i>

1908
01:26:11,122 --> 01:26:12,514
<i>But I'm not this
summer. No way!</i>

1909
01:26:12,515 --> 01:26:14,168
[Peter] <i>Evidently not!</i>

1910
01:26:14,169 --> 01:26:16,126
<i>But you have won at least
I think three times more</i>

1911
01:26:16,127 --> 01:26:17,388
<i>than anybody's ever
won on this show.</i>

1912
01:26:17,389 --> 01:26:18,868
<i>Congratulations.
Spend it wisely.</i>

1913
01:26:18,869 --> 01:26:20,435
<i>And get your daughter
a lovely birthday gift.</i>

1914
01:26:20,436 --> 01:26:21,479
[Michael] <i>Okay, thank you.</i>

1915
01:26:21,480 --> 01:26:22,915
[Peter] <i>It's been a real treat.</i>

1916
01:26:22,916 --> 01:26:24,787
<i>Ed, you're leaving with
eleven-thousand, five...</i>

1917
01:26:24,788 --> 01:26:28,052
♪

1918
01:26:47,202 --> 01:26:53,164
♪